My god, look at that mucky bird from the council estate, those leggings are so tight i can see her monkeys forehead.
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Is that a cock in your leggings? Nooo they are that tight it allows observers to see my monkeys forehead. Im off back to the estate for a banjo!!
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Is that a cock in your leggings? Nooo they are that tight it allows observers to see my monkeys forehead. Im off back to the estate for a banjo!!
by Quim October 15, 2006
Get the monkeys forehead mug.A grossly immense forehead, capable of reflecting enough sunlight to blind someone, or play movies onto.
by Truth April 18, 2003
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A blowjob received while out golfing, preferably in the driver's seat of a golf cart. Similar to road head.
Man, it was really backed up when we got to the 17th tee. So I drove the golf cart around behind some bushes and my girlfriend gave me some wicked forehead. FORE!!!!
by winck June 9, 2009
Get the forehead mug.A phrase instructing the subject to rest his/her forehead on a specified object (such as a table) so that the subject is bent over and easily accessible for doggy-style sexual intercourse.
This phrase is used while slapping the object that the forehead should be placed on with your fingertips, similar to the way the phrase "knock on wood" requires knocking a table.
This phrase is used while slapping the object that the forehead should be placed on with your fingertips, similar to the way the phrase "knock on wood" requires knocking a table.
by Chode Sandwich May 6, 2005
Get the place your forehead mug.someone who failed drinking a flaming shot and ends up with a burned face and a lack of facial hair.
Eric tried to impress a couple of girls at a party by drinking a flaming shot, but he ended becoming the dreaded captain firebeard.
by Ice Cold Killer December 21, 2010
Get the dreaded captain firebeard mug.Velcro Forehead!--the act of dramatically slapping back of wrist against forehead, swooning with eyes rolled back--in dismay over some minor inconvenience...
Term used in the nineties in an Oregon Psychiatric facility
Term used in the nineties in an Oregon Psychiatric facility
Eager boyfriend courting woman prepares an elaborate candelight dinner, forgetting she prefers Blue Cheese dressing.....
"How COULD you serve me Ranch dressing!?"
"You _obviously_ DON'T love me!!"
Velcro Forehead then is employed for added flair.....
"How COULD you serve me Ranch dressing!?"
"You _obviously_ DON'T love me!!"
Velcro Forehead then is employed for added flair.....
by Nik-ki September 20, 2008
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