When a crazy person, often a female celebrity, purposely or while under the influence of substances, defecates in another crazy person or celebrity’s bed; often used as a legal term to avoid saying “shit the bed” in a court of law; a suitable medical term synonym for “bowel movement” if you want to get your doctor to laugh.
Johnny said, “Your honor, I woke up and discovered that Amber left yet another fecal delivery in my bed! It was definitely not from the dog, trust me, I know a dog pile when I see one!”
by PBR Defined This, Yer Welcome! April 27, 2022
Get the fecal deliverymug. When someone ends up shitting themselves, usually in a manner demanding attention.
In order to classify as a Fecal Beacon it has to be seen through the pants, where no amount of boxers, jeans, or other outer wear can possibly hide it from sight.
In order to classify as a Fecal Beacon it has to be seen through the pants, where no amount of boxers, jeans, or other outer wear can possibly hide it from sight.
John: Hey have you seen Smith?
Steve: No, what happened?
John: Dude, he totally let out a Fecal Beacon. His pants are ruined, everyone saw it!
Steve: No, what happened?
John: Dude, he totally let out a Fecal Beacon. His pants are ruined, everyone saw it!
by Xasanak February 21, 2020
Get the Fecal Beaconmug. Cheryl, having ate too much processed food the day before, had a bowel movement that left a fecal flower on the inside of the toilet bowl.
by aretegroup May 7, 2017
Get the fecal flowermug. A test of true strength.
This challenge involves coating the inside of the bowl with air freshener, along with the surrounding perimeter of the toilet itself, then proceeding to light the bowl and perimeter on fire. The participant must then execute a business poop, and attempt to escape the flaming can alive, while still performing the regular duties of taking a shit.
See also: Bubble Challenge
This challenge involves coating the inside of the bowl with air freshener, along with the surrounding perimeter of the toilet itself, then proceeding to light the bowl and perimeter on fire. The participant must then execute a business poop, and attempt to escape the flaming can alive, while still performing the regular duties of taking a shit.
See also: Bubble Challenge
"Hey! Where'd my new can of Febreze go?"
"Sorry John, we used it in the most recent round of Fecal Firestorm."
"I bet I could beat up that guy at the bar."
"Careful, he's survived a Fecal Firestorm."
"Sorry John, we used it in the most recent round of Fecal Firestorm."
"I bet I could beat up that guy at the bar."
"Careful, he's survived a Fecal Firestorm."
by nohballs December 5, 2019
Get the Fecal Firestormmug. This is the anger you feel upon stepping out from a shower or bath and discovering you need to have a bowel movement. You go from feeling freshly clean to feeling like you have a dirty ass.
by Captain Clean August 6, 2011
Get the Fecal Ragemug. by Scrotymcboogerballsthereturn July 9, 2011
Get the Fecal Soupmug. An mentally unstable artist who is especially talented, but due to his chosen medium (i.e. feces) will never be widely observed.
"Think of how many loonies will never be recognized because their art is made of blood and feces and is less enjoyable because of it. So many fecal-Rembrandts will die in obscurity." - singasongofsixpins
by DESIGNATION UNKNOWN January 6, 2014
Get the fecal-Rembrandtsmug.