cheese farmer

slut with a dirty crusty spadge that hasnt been washed in six years

i was about to go down on this chick but turned out she was a god damn cheese farmer

by billowey pete August 18, 2006

Car Farmer

Someone who has multiple cars in their backyard, lawn, or field, most of which dont work, but they keep them because they are "going to fix them up", or are "selling their parts". Usually a car farmer will continue buying cars and even justify the buying of a new car with the sale or fixing of one of their old ones.

That guy has bought his eighth car, and even though he says that he is fixing his other ones up, you know hes not. He is such a car farmer.

by waldemar funquist July 20, 2010

farmer's delight

A sexual act in which one woman inserts a full corn cob into another's "corn-hole" while the corn-cob-ee is being penetrated by a gonorrhea-infected tracter tail-pipe. The inserter gets rammed by a horse that is suspended above her with an elaborate set of ropes. The horse's initial penetration is after fifteen feet on a zip line. It is forceful. A goat eats the old corn cob afterwards, and is jerked off while it dines.

Please do not do this. If you do, videotape it.

Farmer's delight tonight, Cletusette?

by Stan Greer August 25, 2006

Beat Farmer

One who does nothing but masturbate.

That guy should just go back to being a beat farmer. He has no place in society.

by T_i_m_o February 5, 2009

bean farmer

a person male or female that loves to play with a clitoris. hence Finding the bean.

i couldnt find the man in the boat, but i found the bean. Hence The "bean Farmer"

by Duece Meller March 2, 2011

farmers bet

an invented term, from a village outside of edmonton. apparently it means that you bet but there is no wager on the line. this is the only place you will ever hear this term

nick: lets make a farmers bet on this
mel: a farmers what?

by melcor March 10, 2009

Jadams The Farmer

Jadams the Farmer is a very... unique person... In his spare time, he likes to ride a horse cause he can't stand cars but if you want to go into detail he prefers carbon neutral horses. His favorite game is Farming Simulator 19 and spends most of his time bragging to his Minecraft girlfriends about his farming crops.

Sasha: Hey have you heard about the guy called Jadams The Farmer?

Cedric: Yeah but don't Jadam in Jadams The Farmer

by Chowmein360 February 11, 2019