Watermelon Farmer

Having sex with pregnant women but your not the father of the baby.

I'm going out Watermelon Farming at the local lamas class and see what I can pick up.

That is a Watermelon Farmer

by SWMO GTH October 24, 2014

cheese farmer

slut with a dirty crusty spadge that hasnt been washed in six years

i was about to go down on this chick but turned out she was a god damn cheese farmer

by billowey pete August 18, 2006

farmer's delight

A sexual act in which one woman inserts a full corn cob into another's "corn-hole" while the corn-cob-ee is being penetrated by a gonorrhea-infected tracter tail-pipe. The inserter gets rammed by a horse that is suspended above her with an elaborate set of ropes. The horse's initial penetration is after fifteen feet on a zip line. It is forceful. A goat eats the old corn cob afterwards, and is jerked off while it dines.

Please do not do this. If you do, videotape it.

Farmer's delight tonight, Cletusette?

by Stan Greer August 25, 2006

Beat Farmer

One who does nothing but masturbate.

That guy should just go back to being a beat farmer. He has no place in society.

by T_i_m_o February 5, 2009

bean farmer

a person male or female that loves to play with a clitoris. hence Finding the bean.

i couldnt find the man in the boat, but i found the bean. Hence The "bean Farmer"

by Duece Meller March 2, 2011

farmers bet

an invented term, from a village outside of edmonton. apparently it means that you bet but there is no wager on the line. this is the only place you will ever hear this term

nick: lets make a farmers bet on this
mel: a farmers what?

by melcor March 10, 2009

Pummeler farmer

Someone who does a very mindless task over and over just to become acknowledged by others.

- Have you seen Oomkin lately?
- Oh yeah that dude is a real pummeler farmer. What a jerk.

by l00my March 17, 2022