Fiddle Diddlin’

The cleanest way to say sexual activities. Lil nasties, often under the age 16 do it in the middle of hallways.

**two nasty little heathens are making out in a crowded hallway**
Me: WILL YALL STOP FIDDLE DIDDLIN’ IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY AND LET ME GET TO MY CLASS?!

by Pastel Peach February 24, 2019

Fiddle the middle

Female masterbation

After a long stressful day, Cindy was looking forward to relaxing in bed; fiddle the middle then falling asleep.

by mtelles May 29, 2021

worm fiddling

The process of hammering a wooden stake into the ground, then rubbing it rhythmically with another object in order to drive worms to the surface of the earth. Made famous by the annual Worm Fiddling Festival in Caryville, FL and often used by fishermen to get bait.

"Has anyone seen Davie?" "He's practicing his worm fiddling in the backyard."

by Worm Man May 29, 2017

I'ma Fiddling

A action that is purposeful in which you do without a second guess.

Yo Dan, I'ma fiddling to pet this big ass elephant!

by A Big Panda August 29, 2019

fiddle pricks

A lament uttered when something (especially string instruments) has been vandalized

"Oh fiddle pricks" yelled the conductor when he heard that someone cut the strings on several violins while they were on break.

by Wildthing May 12, 2012

Fiddle assing

Wasting time, doing nothing of any purpose.

We spent most of the day fiddle assing around.

by Ma Maw Holly March 23, 2022

Piss fiddle

Another word for a mans penis, dick,cock etc.

TJ’? Yeah I know him...heard that kid sucks a mean piss fiddle.

by Mowtown May 16, 2018