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Existential Tourettes

Nervous or paranoid tics resulting in an overwhelming desire to yell or inability to control anger aimed at those who don't appreciate the gravity of serious matters that cause the rest of humanity to suffer as a result.
During the pandemic, John let existential tourettes get the better of him when he shouted at a crowd of people not wearing facemasks, "God d****t, this is why we can't have nice things, you f*****s!"
by SlackerPoet5884 July 16, 2020
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Existential question

If you’re 1 inch deep in to your mom and your dad is 1 inch deep into you which way do you move to get out forwards or backwards?
You wanna hear an existential question
Oh I alredy heard and I wanna go back and fourth 69 times
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Existentially retarded

Someone who is incapable of generating any sort of emotion toward anyone or anything that exists.
Yo, have you seen what Nathan did to his girl? He is so existentially retarded!
by Psususususus June 1, 2021
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Existentianonexistentialexistential

1 a word used to imply the existence of something that most likely does not exist or that there is no proof of, but that is probably existent; the existence of a non-existent existence

2 to refer to something fictional; something that does not exist but has existence in some way
3 a thing that does not exists while simultaneously existing
4 a ridiculously long word used to describe situations in which all contributors negate one another
5 a ridiculously long word used to describe hypotheticals
"They posed an existentianonexistentialexistential concept to him and he almost blew a gasket."
by Julius F. Tenpenny June 23, 2021
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Existential back pain

Back pain that is caused by simply existing.
For example, feeling pain in the upper or lower back region when there is no reason too. This is known as existential back pain
by Shamiah James September 29, 2022
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Existence

by Pickle Rick 2.0 October 16, 2017
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existencity

Someone or something’s existence as a whole
Henry Clay pretty much opposed, to the fullest extent, Andrew Jackson and his existencity.
by MistyRious October 8, 2019
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