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Essay Olympics

A time sensitive event where one has to complete an essay before it is due. Typically 1-2 hours before it is due.
I can’t go out tonight, I got the Essay Olympics going on tonight.
by Jc the Og December 15, 2018
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Essay

A brutal force of torture used by teachers to harass you.
Teacher: Today in class we are writing an essay!
All students the next day have not come back to school
by IHateSchoolandSoDoYou March 31, 2022
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essay

i have 13 fucking essays to due tomorrow
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Essay Rape

When a person uses essay styles comments , preferably long unending comment to justify his/her argument via social media platforms.
Jamie : Hey, did you see that guy last night on Facebook , randomly commenting on Lisa's status?
Jack : Yeah i thought it was never ending, such a long post man. Dude just Essay raped her facebook.
by Cinkay July 17, 2015
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Yee Yee Essay

A text that is at least 300 words that criticizes the behavior of someone else
I just got this long ass text from my ex telling me everything I did wrong, it's one hell of a Yee Yee Essay.
by Random Hater of Peach Pudding November 2, 2024
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Essay

Essay: attempt, try at something; a short piece of writing a specific subject; it is a complete piece of writing that can stand alone; it must make sense to the reader in itself.
Essay: Jesmion from Uruagu Umudion, Biafra, an extraordinarian. He is a man of extraordinary genius; because, God made him so. For the first time at his 12/15 years of age he was invited by God to serve but he didn't do it at his tender age; however, God considered his underage, and at his approximately 26 years of age he was advised by a prophetess to answer God's call and he consented and was anointed as a servant of God in 1983. After his anointment the holyspirit spoke to Jesmion siad, the kingdom of God is belonging to you (access to the kingdom of God)
by Jesmion Chikwudi Ibekwe August 13, 2017
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Essayed

Essayed (pronunciation) S.A'd = Sexual Assault
She was S.A'd (essayed) and reported it to the police
by FootLongSub_Zero September 20, 2023
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