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Engineers Luck

Generally used in IT. Whereas a caller comes on the phone saying they've already done the thing that the engineer is most likely to ask first. The engineer will ask the user to do it while on the phone and then it suddenly works.
In other words, the user has just lied their bollocks off.
Caller: Hi, i've already rebooted my pc like 3 times and my program doesn't work
Engineer: Can you reboot your pc while on the phone to me right now?
Caller: Ok *wait for a minute or two
Caller: Oh! It's working now.
Engineer: Of course it is, that's Engineers Luck. Bye now.
by Ld Havoc January 27, 2007
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rectal engineer

A person who makes a career out of turning things into shit.
My boss was hired to manage our department but really turned into the lead rectal engineer.
by Dos Divas August 1, 2009
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Southern Engineer

surprisingly brilliant (the accent is deceptive), can make rockets out of anything, uses cotton fields as launch pads, uses y'all and centripetal force in the same sentence

NASA
He made a rocket out of moonshine; he must be a southern engineer.
by rocketnerd November 12, 2011
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Sex Engineer

A person who creates new and interesting ways to have sex
Boy: "So I invented a 360º sex combo"
Girl: "So you're like a Sex Engineer?"
by Mac Soul January 9, 2012
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engineer

1) More useful to society than an insurance salesman.
2) More useful to the arms industry than a big bucket of grenades.
3) More likely to use statistics than 345% of the population.
4) Enjoys overcomplicating things.
The aerospace engineer is the guy in the plane who is whimpering quietly and looking worried.
by victorhadin March 25, 2003
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engineerasm

something geeks, nerds and others with a logical, scientific or otherwise academic nature can have when experiencing things related to a favoured field that they find particularly mentally beautiful and/or satisfying.
- Did you see that documentary on jet engines last night?
- Yeah! When that slo-mo footage of the full power blade off test was on I had a little engineerasm.

When we got round that functionality problem by using a cross-scope lambda expression as a parameter of that delegate code I totally had a massive engineerasm all over the compiler.
by Ser Olmy July 13, 2010
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Engineer Vijayaratnam School

Engineer Vijayaratnam School:It was founded in the name of Eminent Engineer Vijayaratnam for Education and Health.
Engineer Vijayaratnam School : Engineer Vijayaratnam school was founded for Education and health in the name of Eminent Engineer Vijay K Vijayaratnam
by DSc(Eng) February 20, 2021
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