Emu

One of the shittiest Universities you could possibly attend.

Hey man you attending EMU in the fall?

Nah are you crazy? My parents aren't brother and sister?!

by Shitalkerdude September 23, 2019

Emu Slap

To be slapped by a person recently tarred and feathered

Oi bro, you just got emu slapped!

by Defrag08 January 2, 2012

Emu

1. A large, flightless Australian bird that is similar to an ostrich.

2. A reference to an emo or gothic individual

1. "Wow I saw the biggest emu at the zoo today!", says Mark. "I hope it fucking pecks your eyes out", replies Sally.
2. "Gross, my school is just filled with emu fags" exclaimed Dan. "Probably cutting themselves to Blood on the Dance Floor right now" , Zach said disgusted.

by Sam Haynes September 1, 2016

Emu

Can be used interchangeably for calling someone a pedophile.

This was an alternative word that users used when a large-scale censorship on a meme sharing website called "iFunny".

User A: "Damn, she's hot af."
User B: "That's a 13 year old, you fuckin emu."

Both "emu" or "emuphile" are commonly used. Though there isn't a true origin for how the flightless bird and pedos are related.

by elGatoPacun September 19, 2025

Emuing

Being too smart

"omg that person got straight As"
"ikr, they must be emuing"

by LordSky June 12, 2022

Emu

The most efficient acronym for “email you” thus further propagating my laziness in typing.

She texts: What time do we land in St. Croix?
Me: Don’t know. I’ll emu my-tinerary.

by Cutternsanchez February 16, 2020

dead emu

a bedraggled or miserable looking mass

"Ben, you are such a dead emu today!"

by Accountsarecool526 December 14, 2019