EMA

Text slang for "Eat my ass"

Person 1: Bro you are ugly asf
Person 2: EMA dick for brains

by nightmare fuel September 2, 2022

Emas

Emas = same backwards

a word to say after any statement or anything at all.
Can be used to compare your self to something or since it’s backwards the opposite of that

Jake: I feel like shit today

Will:Emas

by halo255xbox December 5, 2020

EMA

THE GOAT

EMA WHAT A CUTIE

by LOVELYBOY77777 October 8, 2023

EMA

eat my ass, it means to put ur mouth on my ass and eat it like groceries.

"hey EMA"

"eat ur ass?"

by sophii<3! November 19, 2023

Ema

Ema stands for the three names of the three protagonists in Attack on Titan known as Eren,Mikasa,Armin.EMA=Eren+Mikasa+Armin

-Ema is the best trio ever!!
-I know right!

by Not Ema July 9, 2021

EMA

Acronym for "Education Maintanence Allowence"
In the UK, this is an allowance of £30 given to college students who have a low household income.

EMA was invented to bribe chavs into coming to college, so EMA is very often all spent quickly on cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs.

Many people lie in order to claim EMA, for instance saying you live with someone with a low income, rather than where you truthfully live.

Chav 1: "I get EMA because my parents sit around on their arses claiming dole!"

Chav 2: "The only reason I'm in college is for the money!"

Chav 3: "I registered myself living with my Grandparents so I can get EMA!"

Chav 4: "My EMA get paid in tomorrow. Shall we all get stoned?"

by GRRRRRR! February 25, 2012

Ema

Ema likes to look at herself and horse ass. She secretly likes To watch horses eat their small intestine but doesn’t want to admit it. She likes to talk shit about lesbian people and plays a lot of bit life. She tries to be like her sister and pleasure the English teacher by reading books and studying for tests.

Lesbian friend: Why is ema saying that i like cat

by Tonydelpony February 28, 2022