elon musk biographer

A uniquely submissive twat who likes licking the stinkiest anuses that can be found. Fueled by ketamine and shame.

Dude 1: Hey, have you seen the new book by the Elon Musk biographer?
Dude 2: NO WAY, I don't want to read any filth like that! What if my kids find it?

by asshat 6500 February 22, 2025

Elon Musk

When a girl won't go down or refuses to sleep with you because of the horrible smell coming from your dick.

Hell no, you smell like Elon Musk, go fuck yourself.

by NahbroThatsAyouProblem13 March 17, 2025

Elon Musking

Eating out your girlfriend and rising up making rocket noises

Elon Musking: Holding your girlfriend up by her thighs and slowly rise while you eat her out and make rocket noises saying “Takeoff”

by Elon masking July 18, 2021

elon musk

the world's richest and oldest 5 year old

Things Elon Musk has accomplished:
- make the worst payment "service" (PayPal)
- buy and subsequently ruin even further the worst social media platform (Twitter)
- invent a truck that looks like a brutalist toad (Cybertruck)
- invent a worse subway which doubles as a fire hazard (Las Vegas Loop)
- IRL Kerbal Space Program (SpaceX)
- ridding Die Antwoord of their title as Most Ill-Received South African
- smoke weed on a live stream

by F R O N G U S September 19, 2024

Elon Musked

Trolled or made the subject of a joke or insult which incorporates a setup related to Elon Musk or his interests or business ventures. Used like rekt - but when the joke's substance relates to Elon Musk.

Usually preceded with fucking, i.e. "Fucking Elon Musked".

"I'll take you on a ride to outer space, lil mama."
"So now your dick's a rocket?"
"Yeah, a Falcon 9 Heavy"
"Fucking Elon Musked"

by Kundafuckinlini August 2, 2021