Twinkie Express

The act of pinning one down and dragging your sack across there face while eating a twinkie.

Guy 1: 'That guy is really annoying.'
Guy 2: 'Why don't you give him the ole twinkie express.'

by schmookerdingle February 5, 2017

chocolate express

When a chocolate bar of your choice is inserted into the vagina amd the guy eats the chocolate bar until getting to the vagina

The chocolate express is great!

by curbsidegoon October 28, 2013

Teabag Express

When a group of males form a line and take turns dunking their balls on someone's face.

1. Sara loved the Teabag Express.
2. Sara "I can't get the musky smell of the Teabag Express out of my hair"

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 9, 2018

expressive pervert

A guy who expresses his sex life for the benefit of being "cool"

Jose: "Have you ever masturbated to a chicks Instagram?"
Matt: "Yeah bro, all the time!"
Jose: "Cool, well gtg watch some porn"
*meg hears convo*
Meg: "Fuckin expressive perverts!"

by yolobitch27 September 17, 2013

italian express

Verb: when you ram a Italian woman rather quickly and give her cab fare immediately after completion

Hey bro, I totally Italian expressed Maria last night.

by 225kittykittylicklick November 24, 2013

Racial Expression

Used when It is blatantly obvious that someone is being racist. Definitely to be used when you are a female minority referring to a white male.

Sarah: “I mean I don’t know, Chung Lee’s eyes were as if he was looking at the sun while he was talking to me.”
Evan: “Wow Sarah, your racial expression is real strong. Maybe have some tea.”

by RacialChow February 11, 2019

Biscuit Express

The name of the train you flop your ass to with your one way ticket to the whore house

"Oh look there goes the town whore getting onto the Biscuit Express."

by Urban.sav November 16, 2014