Invented by the almighty Squirrel, a Six Finger Discount is one in which someone, while in the act of a Five Finger Discount, either flips the middle finger at a store emploree while leaving. A less offensive Six Finger Discount would be giving them a Thumbs Up instead!
(Offensive)
I six finger discounted some gum at the 7-11 last night, man the owner looked pissed when he saw my sixth finger make a guest appearence!
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I six finger discounted some gum at the 7-11 last night, the owner told me to come back again soon when i showed him the thumbz up!
I six finger discounted some gum at the 7-11 last night, man the owner looked pissed when he saw my sixth finger make a guest appearence!
(Less-Offensive)
I six finger discounted some gum at the 7-11 last night, the owner told me to come back again soon when i showed him the thumbz up!
by Squirrelish87 July 26, 2008
Get the Six Finger Discount mug.1. When a "friend" asks for deeply discounted pricing on an item you are selling, essentially robbing you of money you could easily make from any average buyer, and you grant it almost exclusively because you'd feel bad if you didn't.
2. When a friend immediately demands payable the privilege of knowing him/her in the form of a discount.
2. When a friend immediately demands payable the privilege of knowing him/her in the form of a discount.
"I'm selling my XBox 360 for $140 on craigslist."
"My XBox just red-ringed. Can I get a friend discount on that?"
*Pause*
"Okay, I'll give it to you for $100."
"Sweet, thanks man!"
"My XBox just red-ringed. Can I get a friend discount on that?"
*Pause*
"Okay, I'll give it to you for $100."
"Sweet, thanks man!"
by thwalker December 25, 2011
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to have obtained possession of something by stealing, particulary shoplifting. See also five finger.
Since the authorities failed to rescue people after the hurricane, the only food and supplies stranded people had were what they could get at a Katrina discount.
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The news has been filled with stories of people taking stuff from stores at a Katrina discount.
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The news has been filled with stories of people taking stuff from stores at a Katrina discount.
by FreshChango September 21, 2005
Get the Katrina discount mug.A sexual maneuver in which a person takes his/her sexual partner to his/her place of employment, fucks him/her vigorously, then takes $50 from the cash register and leaves.
"My girlfriend and I did The Employee Discount last night! We almost got caught, but now I have 50 bucks!"
by Walkwin December 19, 2008
Get the The Employee Discount mug.1. (noun) A discount on a purchase given typically to a very attractive person even when they don't work there.
2. (noun) A discount given to employees just to keep the money there and not have it go to competitors.
2. (noun) A discount given to employees just to keep the money there and not have it go to competitors.
1. Cashier: "What do you think? 15% or 20%?"
Friend: "I'd say 20%."
2. Cashier: "You work over there and you're not using your employee discount from them?"
-Competition worker: "No, even with the discount it's still cheaper here."
Friend: "I'd say 20%."
2. Cashier: "You work over there and you're not using your employee discount from them?"
-Competition worker: "No, even with the discount it's still cheaper here."
by Sid Barrett October 17, 2008
Get the Employee Discount mug.A Deptford discount is the acquisition for free of something that should cost money. It was originally made popular by the residents of the London suburb of Deptford.
Dave: Ey, Kev, what're you doin, the till's over there?
Kev(cramming pockets with postcards and other stuff): Shut up! They might notice! Anyway, I think it's free. so that means it is!
Kev(cramming pockets with postcards and other stuff): Shut up! They might notice! Anyway, I think it's free. so that means it is!
by Markymarkymark May 1, 2005
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