index finger discount

similar to the five finger discount in that it involves stealing/illegally obtaining items. however the index finger discount applies only to the index finger on the hand which you use your mouse for clicking and downloading illegal music, movies, etc.

i.e. pirating
I recently obtained a shitload of music using the index finger discount
by butt-pirater June 26, 2011
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Discount double-check

When, in preparation of getting a blowjob from a streetwalker for $20 or less, you run your hand under the chin to check for an Adam's apple.
I was really drunk last night, but I remembered to perform a discount double-check before unzipping. Whew! Close one.
by Crab-eating Macaque December 04, 2012
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Discount Double Check

While doing a girl from behind, right before blowing your load, pull out and finish in your hands. Then grab her stomach and smear it around her waist like a championship belt. Because, well, she earned it.
Austin: Did I just see that girl leave your room with a sticky stomach?

Ogewu: Yea, I gave her the discount double check.

Austin: Cool bro! *high five*

Ogewu: I haven't washed my hands yet.
by IsiMan85 December 27, 2011
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five finger discount

got myself a five finger discount on a pair of Levi's.
by nick August 21, 2003
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Hot Person's Discount

The ability for attractive customers to get lower prices, better service, and more prompt attention in hotels, restaurants, airports, etc.
At restaurant...
Guy 1: Hey, they just seated those two girls before us!
Guy 2: Yup, they're getting the Hot Person's Discount.
by Goofyfoot July 11, 2008
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five finger discount

(slang)(euphemism)
1. the act of shoplifting, petty theft.
2. taking an object, using all five fingers, and concealing said object within an article of clothing or a bag.
3. occasionally a coupon can be used along side the five fingers
girls hate gifts that are obtained through the five finger discount
by maniacxxl January 04, 2009
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five finger discount

The punishment for thievery in certain middle eastern countries possibly includes cutting off all five fingers from the hand that stole the goods. Hence, your discounted price of $0 includes five of your fingers, or a "five finger discount".
by diesel weasel May 17, 2013
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