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dingleberry

a small amount of shit that surround the anus hairs and is very hard to clean it unless you use your own fingers...
hey john i have to clean my dammit dingleberry whit my own fingers because i was crapping...
by Richter808 October 29, 2006
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Dingleberry

That little piece of dried up poo that hangs from your butt hairs, and hurts like hell to remove
John: Hey can you help me out

Samantha: Yeah sure, what is it?

John: Can you remove my dingleberry? A true friend would!

Samantha: We are no longer friends
by Toxic Tacos August 5, 2015
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Dingleberry

Something mothers call their sons accidentally, without knowing the real meaning
Mum: get in the car now dingleberry!
Tom: MUM!
Me: what did she just call you?!?!?
by Hollzzzmch April 15, 2013
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dingleberry

The balls of shit hanging off a males anal hairs after having a shit that look like sweet smelling fruit balls.
Zak: hey dude can I have some fruit
Imran: here, have a dingleberry
Zak: no dude I'm not eating your shit balls
Imran: dude just eat it
by dingleberry1234 September 6, 2013
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dingleberry

A mixture of poop and toilet paper that remains tangled in the anal hair after he/she wipes. See Klingon

The dried up crap on a mammals ass fur. Usually a bear.
Dingleberrys are life. The rest are just details.
by kking09 October 24, 2009
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Dingleberry

The small balls of toilet paper found in the butt crack during a shower. Tangled masses of toilet paper and ass-hairs.
Dude I just got out the shower and pulled the biggest dingleberry out my butt crack
by BigIrishTim87 May 15, 2016
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Dingleberry

My friend Billy is a dingleberry. And he smells like ass too.
by Jaewater April 10, 2006
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