An expression used to describe an individual who through sloth-like behaviour causes others around him or her to be late for any event.
The term is often used by students at college or university (UK) and is sometimes used to refer to an individual who has been annoying, retarded, or been witnessed doing something of unquestionable stupidity.
The term is often used by students at college or university (UK) and is sometimes used to refer to an individual who has been annoying, retarded, or been witnessed doing something of unquestionable stupidity.
"What a tool, that guy is an actual train delay."
"Late again, that Brannan is an actual train delay..."
"If Sarah doesn't stop pissing about we'll miss the start... AN ACTUAL TRAIN DELAY!"
"Late again, that Brannan is an actual train delay..."
"If Sarah doesn't stop pissing about we'll miss the start... AN ACTUAL TRAIN DELAY!"
by 488042 April 17, 2013
An inconsiderate person that consistantly holds others hostage until they've finished with something they just started, especially after being told everyone else is ready. This jackass believes his time is more important than yours.
Hey Poindexter, we're heading out for a quick lunch.
Hang on just a second while I check my e-mail, forward my phone, lock my desk, unlock my desk to get my cell, re-lock my desk...
Dude, you are total human rain delay!
BTW. They come in female versions as well.
You know the girl that gets dressed three times while you're waiting because the dress/outfit doesn't quite go with the shoes, nails, handbag...
Hang on just a second while I check my e-mail, forward my phone, lock my desk, unlock my desk to get my cell, re-lock my desk...
Dude, you are total human rain delay!
BTW. They come in female versions as well.
You know the girl that gets dressed three times while you're waiting because the dress/outfit doesn't quite go with the shoes, nails, handbag...
by 910 January 27, 2008
Donizetti: hey, what are you waiting for? The game started 20 minutes ago.
Boris: Calm down, I'm doin a little somethin' called padding creation delay so we can skip commercials.
Boris: Calm down, I'm doin a little somethin' called padding creation delay so we can skip commercials.
by provider44 January 18, 2010
by bugged dumbass September 21, 2021
When something bad happened you just stood there staring in space blankly and can't digest the news. Few hours after that the news hit you. It suddenly feels real and you just burst into tears like an insane maniac. It is like a pending reaction.
Doctor coming out of operation theatre.
"Im sorry Mrs. Smith, your husband didn't make it through surgery"
Mrs. Smith collapse and just sit on the chair for hours.
Later after that she bursted into tears and scream like mad. She just can't believe the news is real. That's a painful delayed response.
"Im sorry Mrs. Smith, your husband didn't make it through surgery"
Mrs. Smith collapse and just sit on the chair for hours.
Later after that she bursted into tears and scream like mad. She just can't believe the news is real. That's a painful delayed response.
by Kimberlyclark September 13, 2013
when you're too busy playing snes games to even attend to the 400 users flooding a leet message bored (history is when jesperetto the great could not save the sinking acmlmship from flooding 400 megalitres of oceanwater came over)
by Suitcase March 30, 2003
An inconsiderate person that consistantly holds others hostage until they've finished with something trivial that they have just started, especially after being told everyone else is ready. This jackass believes his time is more important than yours.
Hey Poindexter, we're heading out for a quick lunch.
Hang on just a second while I check my e-mail, forward my phone, lock my desk, unlock my desk to get my cell, re-lock my desk...
Dude, you are total human rain delay!
BTW. They come in female versions as well.
You know the girl that gets dressed three times while you're waiting because the dress/outfit doesn't quite go with the shoes, nails, handbag...
Hang on just a second while I check my e-mail, forward my phone, lock my desk, unlock my desk to get my cell, re-lock my desk...
Dude, you are total human rain delay!
BTW. They come in female versions as well.
You know the girl that gets dressed three times while you're waiting because the dress/outfit doesn't quite go with the shoes, nails, handbag...
by 910 January 28, 2008