danglingsak

the embodiment of wholesome.

wow is that the real danglingsak

by danglingsak December 2, 2019

dangling DJ

A sexual act whereby one squats over their partner's face and proceeds to poop, but lets only a few inches hang (2 is best), and then drags it down the individual's face - starting at the forehead and reaching the mouth, ideally.

Seth: Did you hear Kevin and Evan did a dangling DJ in the bathroom at lunch?

Evan: Yeah, but I heard his poop fell off after the nose.

Seth: Yeah, the nose is always the biggest challenge to overcome!

by iGetHigh March 18, 2008

dingling & dangling

To propose a lucrative concept in order to lure a person into a proposition of some kind

Dingling & dangling can be tempting, but can put on in a tight spot on a tight rope.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Cronk Dangling

Cronk Dangling is a simple act where A male who is together with a woman who is on her period engages in anal Intercourse with her. When Finished up the male participant will anal cream pie the female and then Dangle her by here ankles off of a Bridge or Cliff. Taking care not to drop her, otherwise this turns the act into cronk drops.

Note: During the dangling part of this ritual the female should not be wearing any panties.

"Damn Ho' is on, I may just take her Cronk Dangling."

by Professor Wow December 13, 2008

dangling seabiscuit

When a male ballsack slaps the inner thigh. It can usually be done on purpose with the legs spread and producing a swinging motion.

One can do it to another in some cases when the leg is kicked so hard that it acts like the newton pendulum.

“It’s so hot out, this dangling seabiscuit is keeping me cool.”

“Yo, Daniel kicked me so hard, caused a dangling seabiscuit.”

by The CrimsynChan January 18, 2018

Daddeling

when a couple are so into each other, they ditch all of their friends, and family members for each other, becuase they are totally obsessed with one another.

chrissy- hey boo, we are hanging out this saturday right?

john- yeah just let me finish daddeling my friends off, they wanted to hang, but you be my girl boo.

by jaguarlicious May 22, 2007

danielonfire

well... you know the band alexisonfire? my friend daniel wanted his own band so now according to urban dictionary, there is a danielonfire. the danielonfire band is just like the alexisonfire band but with different people and stuff :3 that is all

my friend: "is there a danielonfire band?"
me: "let me go look it up"

***danielonfire is not in urban dictionary***

me: "nope but i'll make one :D"

by Lalalla September 29, 2012