Ur dad double lesbian

The most powerful insult. If you use this against anyone they will be teleported into the 5th dimension.

O.J. Simpson: I did not kill her
Judge: yes
O.J. Simpson: ur dad double lesbian

Judge: fucking implodes

by Ur dad gay March 9, 2018

Upper Decker Double Blumpkin

The act of sitting on the top part of a toilet and shitting while getting head by the girl who is strattling towards you on the bottom seat while also taking a dump at the same time.

The raunchiest act of the famous "blumpkin" to the next extreme calling it the Upper Decker Double Blumpkin.

by Dante Rau July 20, 2006

The Uhura Double Stuff

In “This Ain’t Star Trek”, Spock and Kirk discover Uhura’s virus while taking her temperature both rectally and orally. Kirk and Spock utilize a common maneuver to properly apply the vaccination, which involves boldly splitting Uhura in two with some brutal double penetration.

Have you seen The Uhura Double Stuff? Kirk & Uhura sure have come a long way since their first televised interracial kiss in 1968!

by Ron MacDonald August 30, 2009

Upper Decker Double Blumpkin

When a man is taking a dump in the tank of a toilet while a female is sitting on the bowl taking a dump while facing him and performing oral sex on him.

Yo I was taking a shit and Tracy want to give me a blumpkin but she also had to take a shit so we did an Upper Decker Double Blumpkin

by Roger Podacter September 19, 2010

kentucky upper decker double blumpkin

When a man is taking a shit in the toilet tank while a female is sitting on the bowl reverse cowgirl taking a shit and sucking his dick then once they are finished they preform a reverse 69 licking each others assholes clean.

Dude last night i got a kentucky upper decker double blumpkin, and my ass has never been cleaner.

by tootalljen89 November 22, 2011

Picks up the Double

Getting a double kill in a video game, or if you like, real life.

Friend - Hey, help me out, there is loads of them here
You - * Shoots* Picks up the double
Friend - Your a beast.

by MistahMan2011 July 9, 2011

Upperdecker double blumpkin deluxe

One person sits on the toilet while the other person stands above him. The person sitting is giving a blowjob to the standing person while both are taking a shit.

I walked in the public restroom and caught my roommate and some stranger doing the upperdecker double blumpkin deluxe.

by JScrub619 July 4, 2016