deez nuts

1 testicals
2 a way of saying mine
3 a way of teaching someone a lesson

1 she kicked me in deez nuts
2 you aint the king of deez nuts
3 a b c deez nutz and if aint get it you gonna get got

by gimpalicious May 8, 2003

deez nuts

a joking way to get somone about deez nuts

me;dang they almost jumped me today
friend;who
me;deez nuts but i cracked them

by max loving September 9, 2004

Deez nuts

The two most powerful words than can instantly burn someone alive

What’s your name sir. My name is deez. Deez what sir. Deez nuts!!!!!

by Dabbababy April 24, 2021

deez nuts

deez nuts !!!(^_^)

teacher:whats the answer to last nights question?
cody: deez nuts

teacher:omg *slaps forehead*

by bignutsackfandom November 11, 2020

Deez Nuts

an overused vine that has since become obscure

Person 1: Hey I got you a package

Person 2: Of what?

Person 1: A big ol' package of DEEZ NUTS, HA GOT 'EM!!!!!

Person 2: -_-

by SomeGuyWithNoLife October 6, 2016

Deez nuts

A funny phrase that people like to say to others

Girl:hi, what is your favorite color? Guy: blue, what's yours? Girl: it's ....... Guy: deez nuts, gotee

by Bye have a good night September 12, 2016

Deez nuts

DEEZ NUTS
Name of a squirrel that was only fed with meth

1: Do you support DN?
2: What’s that?
1: DEEZZZZ NUTSSSS
2: oh yeah deez nuts

by Entraptas.tiny.cupcake May 30, 2021