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Crump

The action of grabbing another person’s genitals while keeping one’s hand in their pocket.
“Dude, what are you doing? Stop, it’s weird.”
“It’s called crumping, get used to it.”
by Goon Lagoon May 9, 2024
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Crump

A word used usually around Queen Anne county high school meaning fuck all admins we smokin no matter what
Man A-why is there crump wrote on the bathroom
Jonas- cuz we crump
by F*CK THE FEDS March 29, 2023
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Crocodile Crump

When you give oral to a man and you accidentally bite him, or you’re being too teethy.
Zack: Yea man, last night Tina crocodile crumped me
Josh: Well damn! So did Emma.
by urbfssidebae August 5, 2022
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Crump

Verb: When you fart whilst being fucked from behind

The past tense is crumped
"We went back to mine and during sex he/she Crumped."
"Did you crump during sex"
by Judicle October 27, 2020
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Crump

Loose term for vagina/ass
Oi mate! That chap just took a whiff of Jesses Crump!
by Mikeoimikey October 5, 2022
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crump

a perennial failure. a person who snatches defeat from the jaws of victory despite the odds being stacked in their favour.
AC Milan are 3-0 up at half time in the champions league final, it's in the bag!

after the match- 'how have they managed to Crump that up?'
by nugnugs July 20, 2018
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crump

slapping your tinkler in a a dumb bird’s stinkler. slinking in a stinky crease.
i was tweaking off the zooties had me crumpin on a rig. man got his crump on an ting.
by Gorngly October 5, 2022
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