Any combination of airborne or suface-borne illnesses, contracted by the sharing of handheld electronic devices, D&D dice, cards or videogame controllers between various geeks of questionable hygiene. (Also See 'Nerd Flu')
Did you hear that 10,000 people came down with the Geek Crud after that gaming convention last week?
by Lexicon Grrl September 29, 2010
Get the Geek Crudmug. by ratgrrl6 July 26, 2021
Get the crudmug. The smell of shit that can smell particularly strong from sniffing around the fingernails of someone who refuses to wash his/her hands after wiping his/her ass. This is usually due to toilet paper ripping or scrunching up, leaving the fingers exposed to warm shite still stuck in the anus after laying a brick.
Quite often, having longer nails will be more prone to have Crud Fingers as there is more room for feces to get trapped and smell like a grimy toilet bowl but the deciding factor really is washing your hands after dropping a turd.
Quite often, having longer nails will be more prone to have Crud Fingers as there is more room for feces to get trapped and smell like a grimy toilet bowl but the deciding factor really is washing your hands after dropping a turd.
Person 1: Dude, have you smelt that stench coming from that guys hands?
Person 2: Yeah! I heard he doesn't wipe. He must have Crud Fingers big time!
Person 2: Yeah! I heard he doesn't wipe. He must have Crud Fingers big time!
by CrudFingers April 24, 2018
Get the Crud Fingersmug. 
by jakerusso2006 November 21, 2021
Get the Con Crudmug. Crud-apples is another, yet a friendly way to cuss. Or, as some people call it, Hill Billy bad words.
by Wh33z3 February 22, 2022
Get the Crud-applesmug. A word that can be used in place of any word, WHAT THE FUCK, more like WHAT THE CRUD, it is also used when one is scared to say an actual cuss word, like, what the crud man, you crud bucket, you can’t even say real crudding cusses.
What the crud man
Bruh, jim is such a crudding idiot
This test is so crudding hard
Crud you, you crud bucket
Bruh, jim is such a crudding idiot
This test is so crudding hard
Crud you, you crud bucket
by Circa_wyn October 1, 2023
Get the Crudmug.