crapping around

being unproductive, goofing off.

stop crapping around, you need to mow the lawn

by irockpeesonmyheadbutdontcallmeapeehead August 30, 2005

mall crawling

walking very slow to an important destination as though it is only a regular mall trip

coach tells her athletes to stop mall crawling and get on the track

by asiaj0809469 October 31, 2011

Crapkins

The use of fast food napkins in lou of shittin' paper. See also Mountain Money.

Hey Jerry grab some crapkins from Carl's Jr before we head up camping.

by SacnutsShane January 25, 2009

craping

the art of fucking a car in the emissions pipe.

the man was craping the car last night.

by b.u.t.t.r.a.p.e.a.g.i.r.l September 19, 2016

cripling

its when a guy is crippling

gay boy : hi im gay
me: thats cripling

by borkissupercool January 7, 2017

crapping diamonds

An individual who is so scared, their lower intestinal tract and rectum are so tight as to create diamonds from feces.

A GOP strategist named Rick Wilson tweeted Friday, “A little bird tells me that a certain White House staff member whose name rhymes with Beeve Stannon is crapping diamonds over Parscale.

by rasputin1952 June 19, 2017

crawling tiger

A sexual move where you are on all fours and dragging your nuts on the ground. The friction from this action causes the ballsack to warm up. The man then pounces on the woman, supplying her with warmth and affection from the nuts alone.

Omg Becky, last night when I was with Tom we were getting all kinky and shit when all of a sudden he did the Crawling Tiger. My pussy was wetter than Niagara Falls itself that night

by Durkmcgurk May 8, 2018