wiener cousins

Two guys that have had sex with the same girl.

You've had sex with Elliott and I've had sex with Elliott, we need to stick together, we're wiener cousins!

by mayadizzle April 23, 2009

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Play Cousin

A person around the way that you grew up with or who is just that person who has your back. They come with a lot of clout because you get to pick this cousin and throw shade on dem real cousins that you aint feelin at the moment. Which probably means you don't want to hear the truth that a real family member will say to you. lol

Hey homie. Who is that fire that is with you all the time?.. Haha.. Oh that is my play cousin.. So can I get at that?. Can you hook us up???........Nope, she might not be my play cousin next week!!!!!!

by GirlieTruth June 27, 2018

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Cousin Slayer

A friend who gets in a relationship with one of your cousins, then eventually hooks up with another.

Hey Jim, did you see Ryan last night with Samantha, wasn't he with Katie not too long ago? Yeah he is a cousin slayer.

by TheKingSlayer December 14, 2012

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fake cousin

someone who you would consider like a cousin to you, but they aren’t related to you. this “fake cousin” is often friends with your cousins as well.

friend: who is that in your family picture?
you: oh, that is ______, my fake cousin!

by 0liviaS November 19, 2018

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2nd cousin

1.When your related but, you can fuck each other 'without going to jail'.
2.A relative who's your parent's cousin's child. Basically they share great grandparents with you.

Rednecks sure love to bang 2nd cousin's.

by Celyuh April 27, 2016

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