Haig Convention 

Refers to an international agreement to safeguard wayward United States presidents from prosecution for their crimes.

Da Haig Convention may indeed have shielded da likes of "Ol' Tricky" and "Free Willy" from answering for their horrible breaches of public trust, but it also caused a noticeable surge of additional and widespread government corruption, since da perpetrators of said subsequent illegal/unethical shenanigans saw how easily their commanders-in-chief had been let off da hook regarding their misdeeds, and so they figgered dat they themselves could probably get away with getting their own hands dirty.

Haig Convention by QuacksO May 24, 2022

Bogan convention 

A type of gathering with drinking, smoking,noise, revving engines,burnouts, people wearing singlets/shirts with names of football teams on them,no one wearing shoes just thongs, people bringing small dogs to attend also.

Hey James there'll be a car meet doing laps in town saturday night wanna go?
No! I'm not going to some Bogan convention

Bogan convention by Employeesonly March 9, 2024

Cupcake Convention 

A cupcake Convention is basically like a group of predators. The cupcake Is a reference to when EDP445 when he went to go get a cupcake. This joke was used by Ryth when a user on YouTube went to a "Genshin impact" concert. The thing is that A cupcake convention is a group of predators who likes a bunch of minors

Alternatively a cupcake convention would be a convention only for predators. Who likes things with girls in it. (Minecraft, Genshin impact, Honkai star rai: impact

Friend 1: bro I made some cupcakes today

Friend 2: Dude make sure the Cupcake Convention doesn't find out

Friend 3: ong bro

Cupcake Convention by Otto-and-asteroids May 15, 2024

Pastor's Convention

Pastors hob-nobing with one another, whilst trying to figure out how to shepherd dumb sheep, who are conspicously absent.

Pastor Matt went to the pastor's convention and got so blest, he preached longer than usual the next Sunday.

Pastor's Convention by Dalphious Doppler October 30, 2011

Based and Christpilled-convention 

Another name for Church.

Often used to evangelize your based but non-Christian friends. Instead of asking them to join you for church, you can ask them to join you to the Based and Christpilled-convention.

Person 1 (based Christian): Hello there my fellow based individual, would you like to join me in going to the Based and Christpilled-convention this sunday?
Person 2 (soon to be based Christian): Sure. That sounds very based, and I’m sure it will annoy my cringe libtard, blue-haired cousin.

Based and Christpilled-convention by Based papist December 25, 2023

A Geneva Convention 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Geneva Convention

A Geneva Convention by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

The Geneva Convention 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Geneva Convention

The Geneva Convention by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025