Paul: Dude I'm tired of getting erections in the middle of class.
Kyle: Just do a quick sneeze of cocaine every day before class and your soldier will stay where it belongs
Kyle: Just do a quick sneeze of cocaine every day before class and your soldier will stay where it belongs
by Dubiks March 21, 2019
Person 1: Oh fuck, I'm about to present and I have a hard on, what should I do?
Person 2: Take a quick sneeze of this cocaine and your soldier will be where it's supposed to be in no time
Person 1: Wow thanks!
Person 2: Take a quick sneeze of this cocaine and your soldier will be where it's supposed to be in no time
Person 1: Wow thanks!
by Dubiks May 16, 2019
by dave March 21, 2003
The worst and best drug in the world.... Feels great but the crash that always follows sucks!! Be careful and have control, don't be like me and spend 500 in a week. It makes u talk a lot and you'll probably annoy the shit out of your friends
Sober dude: Shut up your talkin too much
Cokehead: Sorry man I'm coked out! You wan't some?
Sober dude: I'll hit a line if it's Primo
Cokehead: It's some of the best cocaine around!! Pure White bro!
Cokehead: Sorry man I'm coked out! You wan't some?
Sober dude: I'll hit a line if it's Primo
Cokehead: It's some of the best cocaine around!! Pure White bro!
by BigBlaze September 9, 2010
Actor Michael Caine saying his name in his own voice.
Anyone with a British accent saying Michael Caine's name.
Anyone with a British accent saying Michael Caine's name.
"You're bloody right I'm My Cocaine!"
"I watched an old movie on the telly last night, it was "Alfie" starring My Cocaine.
"I watched an old movie on the telly last night, it was "Alfie" starring My Cocaine.
by Vesper47 March 19, 2014
Drop dead gorgeous gringa married to a prestigious Colombian cocaine cowboy who smuggles cocaine across the US. She has an enormous coke habit and wouldn't give you time of day on any given day because she thinks her money and prestige make her so much better than you...even wears a diamond spoon and razor around her gold chain to help her snort her blow. She remains trapped in a counterfeit identity. Stay far, far away.
by Xcocainecowgirl July 26, 2019