After pouring champagne into a woman's anus, a man inserts a butt plug. The man proceeds to have violent intercourse with the woman above a champagne glass. The intercourse continues until the butt plug comes loose, and the champagne empties into the glass. Finally, the woman drinks the champagne.
It was our anniversary, and my wife is a real champagne connoisseur. So, I gave her the rarest of champages, the dirty champagne.
by ThisDrinksOnMe January 12, 2011
Get the Dirty Champagnemug. man, check out that champagne shirley over there. she's way too old to be doing that (stripping, or anything else younger girls look better doing) i'd still fuck her though...
by whitemomlovzrap April 24, 2014
Get the champagne shirleymug. by Vibezzz July 25, 2017
Get the CHAMPAGNE VIBEZmug. Similar to a champagne birthday, its the N'th guy a female has sex with where N is the day of the month you were born on.
by sexdeviant November 27, 2012
Get the Champagne Cockmug. by Mr. Mac&Cheese April 30, 2016
Get the southern champagnemug. by sideways killshot March 31, 2011
Get the Champagne Skydivingmug. When your dog is in the park and his teeth start to chatter because he just had a great gulping slurp of another dogs champagne piss and is unequivocally higher quality than regular park piss.
Martha: Hello there Terry, oh what's up with Rover? Is he cold? His teeth seem to be chattering horribly.
Terry: Oh nah luv, he's just gone and had himself a sampling sip of Champagne Piss ain't he.
Martha: By gosh.
Terry: Oh nah luv, he's just gone and had himself a sampling sip of Champagne Piss ain't he.
Martha: By gosh.
by DogParkSampler July 8, 2019
Get the Champagne Pissmug.