Captain Caveman

The impulsive act of smashing a dear item, then regretting same act less than a second later.

"I can not believe I just Captain Cavemaned my computer"

by MDMF March 28, 2009

Caveman Gay

1. A person who likes to have anal sex in caves
2. also knowing as "doing it freddy Watson style"

"oh my god that guy is caveman gay!" "just like fred, fucking in a cave!"

by gay in a cave April 10, 2007

1337 caveman

1. A great gamer who has outdated equipment. The 1337 caveman suffers from lag, poor connection, and the lack of a girlfriend.

2. An awesome caveman

1. My computer is obsolete. I guess I'm a 1337 caveman now. (cries and cuts self)
2. UGH OOG 1337 caveman

by knucklesrawks July 18, 2008

Caveman Syndrome

Either chronic or situational, caveman syndrome causes the victim to have the need to shit almost continuously. While diarrhea is more commonly an immediate and short-lived (for the lucky ones) experience, caveman can be describe properly as multiple fecal instances spread more or less evenly throughout the day. Caveman syndrome is predominantly exuded by those with a fast metabolism.

Guy 1: Damn, I've had to shit like 10 times today, but none have been satisfying!

Guy 2: Caveman syndrome for sure.

Guy 1: I gotta shit again.

by Captain Slippyfist October 19, 2010

pussy caveman

A pussy caveman is the little caveman that are in a girls period that clean there vajin.

Elissas pussy caveman must have to work extra hard because she fucked todd last nite.....and thats a dirty dick.

by Giovanni&Jimmy April 24, 2007

Going Caveman

The act of becoming extremely unmotivated in your appearance after smoking lots of weed. This usually includes but is not limited to growing your hair out long and having a full beard.

Jimmy: "damn bro why you look like that"

Hernandez: "man i've been smoking so much I've just been Going Caveman"

Jimmy: " -__- Cut your fucking hair"

by @Real_KDeVante January 19, 2012

Caveman Homophobe

Someone who discriminates against the LGBT community because they believe homosexuality is unnatural

Terri, who is sitting on a manmade chair with manmade makeup on and is wearing a manmade jacket on her manmade phone plugged into a manmade outlet on a manmade app called Twitter and Tweets "A man sucking another man's dick is unnatural."
Fred replies while in a state park with "Sounds like we got a caveman homophobe."

by D1sc September 30, 2015