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Caucasian garbage

A fancy way of describing moderately or actually rich “white and trashy” individuals. Anyone at the Capitol protests that one day applies to the term…it is an eloquent, sensitive, or just plain different way of avoiding the racist, classist, caste terms “white trash” & “trailer trash”, yet still make obvious reference to those deemed to be said “trash”. One common example is the world famous actór (with an accent cause she FANCY y’all) Mama June & her “hubby”, Teddy Bear. In 2015, after Honey Boo Boo gave up caring for Mama June & Papa, June got “hot”, becoming a Caucasian garbage MILF, & lost 500 pounds, which is good, but what’s even gooder yall? Well, TMZ caught up with Mama June & her man fightin’ at the gas station…They were raging crackies, in Alabama; blamed each other for smoking the last of dat there rock. Sad, yet scientific evidence in public, of Caucasian garbage.
Honey Boo Boo: Maumuh!
Mama June: Ahh, whutt?! What is it child? I’m cooking! (wink wink)
Honey Boo Boo: I’m as hungry as a Caucasian garbage can in Kentwood, maumuh.

Mama June: Shut up. I’ll show you real Caucasian garbage cuisine after I smoke this piece of Caucasian garbage I found outside, in the Caucasian garbage. It’s still good, y’all! I founds it! SPARK ‘EM UP!
Honey Boo Boo: You better make me Caucasian garbage ‘sghetti’-and-ketchup with a stick of butter, mama!

Mama June: Sorry, baby, but the butter is on my face for moisturizer. That’s because I was out of actual Caucasian garbage, the margarine! It helps to lube up the face before smoking that Caucasian trash…
Honey Boo Boo: whatever y’all are weird Caucasian garbage. I’ll just walk to the 7/11 and meet some other Caucasian trash cans to eat with.

Mama June: Good idea. We need more Caucasian garbage networking in this area. And myself and Papa Bear need more time to smoke! Bye baby!
by E.A.M. July 25, 2023
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Caucasian

A great way to describe cocaine and people have no clue . . . . Until now . . . .
Hey, you know if Caucasian is around?
by LAURENT LÉVÊQUE September 3, 2023
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Caucasian

Caucasians are the Neandertal race which originate in India.

India crashed into Eurasia, forming the Himalaya mountains and introducing Caucasians to the world.

Caucasians are big boned, have an extra bone in the forehead, sunken eyes, hooked noses, and covered in hair from neck to toe. Caucasian men have the ability to grow facial hair; Native Americans and Asians initially referred to Caucasians as "hairy bearded people".

Calling Caucasians "white people" is nonsensical.
Caucasians look like they walked out of an exhibit on Neandertals at a museum.
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Hoppa Caucasian

A slang term for someone whose ethnicity is White/Caucasian and Asian, but they are not half asian + half white. One parent is half asian + half white, making them Hoppa. The other parent is White/Caucasian.

Synonyms:

Hoppa Caucasian, Hoppa White, Wasian White, Wasian Caucasian,

Caucasian hoppa, White hoppa, White wasian, Caucasian wasian,

Similar Terms:
(describing those who come from Western countries or are born in Western countries, especially the U.S, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand)
Western White Asian, Western Asian White,

Western Mixed White Asian, Western Mixed Asian White, Western Part Asian Mixed White, Western Part White Mixed Asian,
Western White Asian Mix, Western Asian White Mix,
Western Mixed White Asian Mix, Western Mixed Asian White Mix, Western Part Asian Mixed White Mix, Western Part White Mixed Asian Mix
1. Mom: "You're Hoppa Caucasian."
Daughter: "I am Chinese and Caucasian. That's wild."
Mom: "Sweetie, honey, that's right. Part of you is Chinese but the other over 50 percent, more than half, is white and caucasian."

2. Tom: "My friend says he's 75% German or white and 25% Mongoloid so that makes him mixed."
Toby: "I know, right? That makes him a Hoppa Caucasian."
by gatorblade March 21, 2024
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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025
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Caucasian Male Potato

A term used to describe a Caucasian man who is a couch potato and will date every redheaded girl.
Damn, he’s really a Caucasian Male Potato.
by Crankytdog November 16, 2021
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caucasian activites

When a wigga do some dumb shit, usually in shows, movies, and videos. These dumbass niggas have a IQ of the square root of -1.
Look at this wigga doing caucasian activites…dumbass.
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