carpe noctem

seize the night

me: "I drink bawls and stay up all night on the computer"
Jake: "Bawls rocks"
me: "yup, carpe noctem and drink bawls"
Jake: "damn girl...harcore gamer!"
me: "yup...so what....::SCHMAP::"
Jake: "DAMNIT"
me: "HAHA"

by PRIMORDIAL KAOS June 24, 2004

Carpe` Copuli

Carpe` Copuli-----Seize the Fuck.

As she ran out the door I heard sombody shout,"Carpe` Copuli!"

by vernon dutton January 22, 2004

Grass Carp

Biting and basically eating the hair DIRECTLY from a persons ass crack.

My girl was licking my butthole and she started grass carping me. She sure can grass carp.

by The Hair May 4, 2012

Carpe eatum

Latin term for lesbians, carpet munchers. Generally translated as "seize the muff".

Shelly was a card carrying carpe eatum.

by Knutee2 March 13, 2009

Carpe Diem

To go to the bathroom intending a quick whizz, but deciding mid stream to "sieze the day" and roll out a big steamy one.

"Dude, you've been gone for 15 minutes I thought you were taking a piss?"

"Carpe Diem"

by Gilgatronator December 1, 2011

Mud Carp

A mud carp is a white male who almost exclusively dates or bangs black women.

Dude, look at Brandon's new black girlfriend. God, what a mud carp.

by danza jr. June 6, 2009

carpe pm

A phrase meaning: Seize the Night!

A play on the Latin phrase Carpe Diem which means Seize the Day.

by Urban Gurl June 14, 2005