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cake top

a series of fat rolls too humongous to be considered merely a muffin top, hence becoming a "cake top". cake tops often have tiers or layers, much like a cake.
"omg did you see the cake top on that bitch?! i was about to put her on the Next Food Network Star...as the food"
by breannahharmonbitches December 28, 2008
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cakedy

A very very good YouTube channel. He does pretty good videos and has over 5 million subscribers!
by Cakerson May 25, 2016
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cake bitch

When you have been demoted or have lost your normal standing or position and have been relegated to an observatory or menial role.
"Jaan just shut up, don't interfere and hold the cake, I've got this you cake bitch"
by Nextlevel August 10, 2020
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Poop Cake

Although recipes vary amongst different cultures, the term Poop Cake is generally accepted as the traditional dish a family would make at a gathering to commemorate the god of poop, Sterquilinus, and his blessing upon humankind.

Examples of such recipes:

1.) Uncle Terry's Poop Cake:
In a food processor, mix:
- 1 TBP Horse Shit
- 1 TSP Cow Shit
- 4 Cups Uncle Terry's Shit
- 1 TBP Bald Eagle Shit

Pour contents into a bowl, mix with birthday cake mix. (1 Part Poop Mixture, 2 Parts Birthday Cake Mix)
Continue with birthday cake instructions.

2.) Poop Cake: College Edition

Grab a microwave-safe bowl.
Shit into the bowl.
Microwave for 2:40.
Salt & Pepper for taste.
Larry: "Hey, Garry! Come over, quick!"
Garry: "Why? What's up?"
Larry: "Uncle Terry made his signature poop cake for thanksgiving!"
Garry: "Oh, well why didn't you say so? I've been craving some good poop cake."
by Icky Dongus July 18, 2019
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Cream Cake Day

September 29th, the day that women get to enjoy sexual liberation and a layered cream cake, by having sex with three men, one after the other, until they all cum inside her.
I love Cream Cake Day, having all that cream inside me, leaves me feeling stuffed.
by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 18, 2023
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Manteca Mud Cake

Shit on your partner's ass and let them sit on your face
She told me she had the bubble guts, so she shitted on my ass and I gave her a Manteca Mud Cake.
by OnMyMamaCuh2oh9 March 16, 2021
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CuDi CaKe

Brownies or baked goods with weed in them. Named after the rapper/stoner KiD CuDi
Hey man want some pot brownies?
Yeah dawg, I love CuDi CaKes.
by Locke2917 November 4, 2009
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