ass crayon

When a woman is passed out, either from her own actions or by way of your rufies, the act of fucking her in the ass wildly and then drawing doodles on her sheets using your feces-stained penis.

These actions may be repeated until said drawing is complete.

That passed out bitch didn't appreciate that I ass crayoned her bed.
- or -
I have a wicked yeast infection in my foreskin from using my ass crayon too much.

by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003

Crayon Eater

Nickname for a UK army cadet given to them as most, if not all, are idiots who do not understand that crayons are not food. Yes Jimmy this im talking about you, and i know it was just once but you still did it.

Look at that crayon eater over there. What a wierdo

by Fjfjfjfhfjfhfjfhfh June 12, 2018

Orange Crayon

Vicious anal penetration to cause bleeding. Once the the bleeding occurs,
pull out and piss on the wound(butt). The mixture of the red blood and the
yellow piss creates the Orange Crayon. The crayon can be used to tag the
wall with your name upon completion.

Ex - Geoff's wife loves ass play so to let him know I had been over, I gave
her the orange crayon.

by Jimmy Distefano December 10, 2003

White Crayon

A (Blunt) with syrup on it wrapped with (rolling papers). It was named because it resembles a White Crayon. The main benefit being that it lasts longer..

Original way

1. Roll your blunt

2. Lather with (Aunt Jemima) maple syrup
3. Microwave
4. Freeze
5. Wrap with joint papers (twist the excess to a point)

Bring back some Jemima syrup, Im finna make a White Crayon.

by Mr BuBBleZ October 24, 2012

crayon

The state of a cigarette that is being smoked too quickly.

"Dude, slow down. You're getting a crayon there."
"Yeah, man. Wanna draw me a picture with that crayon?"

by Marcelle September 14, 2007

booty crayon

When you take your shit out of the toilet and write on the walls

Yo dog i wrote on the wall with mah booty crayon

by Duechnozzle11142000 March 10, 2016

cursing with crayons

A way to describe someone who curses like a little kid and sounds out of place cursing.

Wayne: You can just go to h, e, double hockey sticks! You big you know what'er!
Jay: Wow! You are so scary! Stop cursing with crayons and be a man! Get over the election!

by von groovy August 4, 2017