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alex cohen

wow he must be alex cohen he’s so evil
by dust over February 2, 2025
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Cohen

The best guy ever, makes sex jokes a lot will make you laugh:) you will probably fall in love with him, Once you find yourself a Cohen, your life will be complete ;)
"Wow he’s definitely a Cohen." "Oh, that’s my friend Cohen,you will probably like him too."
by Ana/Ax3-le April 6, 2022
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Cohen

A short, small dicked, man child that will flirt with you until you love him, but then once you try and tell him he'll say no and pretend like he's the main character until he feels bad. Cohen also loves The One Piece, Fortnite, Roblox and being retarded.
Reece: Man I wish I could date Cohen, but he's such a dick..
by ReeceSimp June 20, 2025
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The Cohen Curse

Anytime you try to get with a girl she will magically get a boyfriend or some type of man within days, weeks, or months. No matter what girl you like she will end up with someone else. Beware of the Cohen Curse.
Damn she got with someone else? You must have the Cohen Curse.
by Bruther Man August 1, 2022
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Sacha Baron Cohen Penis

A circumcised European penis.
A type of penis that minority groups in Europe, such as Jews, Muslims, and Africans mainly have.
Me: (Watches a video of Dominno sucking a circumcised dick on Perfect D) What the fuck is he circumcised? He must have a Sacha Baron Cohen penis. He's from England, but he is Jewish.
by AntiCircumcisionMan July 13, 2025
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Rachel Cohen

A gorgeous and witty Jewish woman whose dazzling smile and unbelievable curves are bound to leave you speechless. She's as beautiful as she is intelligent, and has an aura of magnetism about her that's impossible to ignore.
"Did you swipe right on that Rachel Cohen?"

"Yeah man. You're damn right I did..."
by SupremePastaImplosion June 9, 2022
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Cohen

Opposite of twink aka fat gay man

He’s weird, probably autistic and he likes men

Somehow he’s good at math but terrible at everything else in life

He’s not getting anywhere in life
Jeez that’s guy stinks and is an idiot id hate to be him! He’s such a cohen🤮
by Mikarsana January 7, 2024
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