Dirty Champagne

After pouring champagne into a woman's anus, a man inserts a butt plug. The man proceeds to have violent intercourse with the woman above a champagne glass. The intercourse continues until the butt plug comes loose, and the champagne empties into the glass. Finally, the woman drinks the champagne.

It was our anniversary, and my wife is a real champagne connoisseur. So, I gave her the rarest of champages, the dirty champagne.

by ThisDrinksOnMe January 12, 2011

CHAMPAGNE VIBEZ

When all you exes are in a relationship, and all you have is the blues and cancelled dates.

"Damn I wish she didn't cancel getting CHAMPAGNE VIBEZ for real".

by Vibezzz July 25, 2017

Champagne Cock

Similar to a champagne birthday, its the N'th guy a female has sex with where N is the day of the month you were born on.

Sully was my champagne cock, I'm born on the 11th and he was the 11th guy I've let inside me.

by sexdeviant November 27, 2012

southern champagne

A Southern way of saying Coca-Cola.

Q: Is that southern champagne you're drinking in research class?
A: Yes, yes it is.

by Mr. Mac&Cheese April 30, 2016

Jewish champagne

Last defined from the legendary, Ricky Powell, it‘s another word for Seltzer or Sparkling water.

Scenario 1:
Patron walking into a bar in downtown NYC: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”

Bartender: “Coming right up!”

Scenario 2:
Person walking into a house party in Maryland: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”

Person at the house party: “The fuck you talking about?”

by Willy Soul October 12, 2023

Champagne Skydiving

to drink incredibly substantial amounts of champagne.

Tom went champagne skydiving during the reception at his sister's wedding.

by sideways killshot March 31, 2011

Champagne Piss

When your dog is in the park and his teeth start to chatter because he just had a great gulping slurp of another dogs champagne piss and is unequivocally higher quality than regular park piss.

Martha: Hello there Terry, oh what's up with Rover? Is he cold? His teeth seem to be chattering horribly.
Terry: Oh nah luv, he's just gone and had himself a sampling sip of Champagne Piss ain't he.
Martha: By gosh.

by DogParkSampler July 8, 2019