Big Country Car Wash

The act of pouring or waterfalling as many beers as possible into ones mouth and/or shirt at a celebration or party. Often, a friend is enlisted to help increase the flow of alcohol.

When Mile won the beer pong tournament, he celebrated with a Big Country Car Wash

by Downside_up September 26, 2014

Satan's Car Wash

Menses. Blood and other matter discharged from the uterus at menstruation.

My girl's on the rag. So I'm taking my peenpeen down to Satan's car wash tonight.

by TheDonkeyBomber June 3, 2018

San Francisco Car Wash

Having intercourse while rolling around the streets of San Francisco during a rainstorm.

Tom - "Dam there sure is a lot of shit on the streets today"
Betty - "It's supposed to rain today, we should do a San Francisco Car Wash"

by OzloTheProfessorOfWords April 8, 2022

Norweigen car wash

When a man cums on another mans chest and then rubs his head in it in a circular fashion.

I still have jizz in my hair from giving Daniel a Norweigen car wash.

by Whisker dog July 25, 2011

mississippi car wash

when eating a girl out and the male sneezes on the girls pussy and then whipes it off.

My girlfriend was craving a mississippi car wash.

by j fuckin byrd March 19, 2009

Free Car Wash Day

when it rains, and your car is outside, you get a free crappy carwash!

"Oh man! I didn't know it was going to be Free Car Wash Day today!... I would have parked my car inside!"

by alienattack April 21, 2009

The Car Wash

Post sex maneuver deriving from missionary position, where the male crawls forward and drags his flaccid and semi-moist penis up and over the females face slowly, and continues until it falls off the forehead toward the latter region of the head. A reverse after completion is preferred but optional.

After some creamy, grizzled sex, Raptor wanted to change the song on Itunes. While reaching for his computer, he crawled over Zumacrume, accidentally giving her 'the car wash'.

by JoshHjelt November 16, 2009