An absolute Sick C**t, sometimes annoying but funny as f**k, also did I mention he's sexy as hell, look just take one glance, JK he's the ugliest MoFo on earth, and lacks stamina in every area but 1 ;) but he can down a spoon of Vegemite and a tin o' Milo real quick, loves shoeys (although doesn't do them enough) he does it the ozzy way, the Mad C**t, and cheers to him.
Callum: I once met a guy with 5 penises.
Everyone: *giggles*
Callum: I asked him, "How do your pants fit", he said "Like a glove"
Everyone: *cracks up* (not the drug)
Everyone: *giggles*
Callum: I asked him, "How do your pants fit", he said "Like a glove"
Everyone: *cracks up* (not the drug)
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A great guy that will Simp! Iykyk. You can either tell he definitely is obsessed with you or you really aren’t sure anymore. Sometimes you feel like he dropped you but next week he will come back just like nothing happened. Usually he’s really sweet and has a great sense of humor, a skinny lil dude who thinks he’s super tough haha.
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Callum is a piece of shit
by Im right so listen up October 7, 2015
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and when they say they hav been laid and are extremly large in some areas ...... dont believe them cos they are jus pullina callum!
A callum gets far too excited at the slightest of girl attention and proves while his waist is large,his penis isn't.
will never EVER get laid cause he would cause the girl to into a coma from the sheer trauma and pyschological damage.
he causes every girl who tries to have a conversation with him physical pain because he is so retarded and annoying.
and when they say they hav been laid and are extremly large in some areas ...... dont believe them cos they are jus pullina callum!
A callum gets far too excited at the slightest of girl attention and proves while his waist is large,his penis isn't.
will never EVER get laid cause he would cause the girl to into a coma from the sheer trauma and pyschological damage.
he causes every girl who tries to have a conversation with him physical pain because he is so retarded and annoying.
"oh...how is Rosie?"
"in the Hospital"
"OH NO! why??"
"well..you know her boyfriend?"
"yeah?"
"he's a callum"
*silence*
"Ew"
"in the Hospital"
"OH NO! why??"
"well..you know her boyfriend?"
"yeah?"
"he's a callum"
*silence*
"Ew"
by WykeDykesbaby February 10, 2010
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