The thought that first started morality when in prehistoric times a guy first thought , " bros before hoes".
by Bro 2012 December 27, 2021
Get the Bros before hoesmug. A male figure who is a hoe but also a bro, about ~5’11 ~white ~plays baseball at a private school ~preachers son ~wears speares ~jeans ~and Has so many female friends you think he’s gay but he’s not
by Yum-Yum-sauce March 24, 2019
Get the Bro Hoemug. A phrase used very commonly by people who leave their friends to go with their crush and later get rejected by them. they then come back to their friend's company by using this phrase.
by AjayAKAnoobmaster69 June 18, 2020
Get the Bros before hoesmug. This is when a guy decides to hang out with his friends rather than a girl. It's not personal it's just a choice.
Charle: hey Mike, do u wanna hang out later?
Mary: Wanna come over later Mike?
Mike: Sorry Mary, Bros before hoes.
Mary: Wanna come over later Mike?
Mike: Sorry Mary, Bros before hoes.
by idk_go away June 22, 2020
Get the Bros before hoesmug. A dude your boyfriend likes to hang out with more than you. They play video games together for hours a day and have more inside jokes than you will ever know or understand. Basically a guy that is dating your boyfriend.
by quieromuchotacobell August 28, 2020
Get the Bro hoemug. Derogatory phrase used to completely shut down a roasting battle. Stemming from the classic ur mom gay and other similar phrases.
by crustmeister May 11, 2018
Get the Ur bro a hoemug.