Bongo bitch

Bongo boys are people who don’t believe you when you tell them you are in-fact Michelangelo

I am Michelangelo you bongo bitch.

by anonymous February 24, 2020

Bongo Man

One of many aliases a man known as 'Joe Willy' has. Bongo Man has beaten 12 men with a broom stick in down town Chicago as of writing this. Bongo Man has been tracked down back to the United States after crossing the country borders of Mexico and Canada multiple times.

Bongo Man is a white adult male, with brown hair and green eyes. Suspect for the secret assassination of Queen Elizibeth 2nd. If you see this man, call the cops immediately and do not engage him. He has been seen wearing level IV grade bullet proof vests, and carries at least 7 guns on him at all times.

Person A: Do you know the Bongo Man?
Person B: Bongo Man put my mom in the hospital.
Fuck Bongo Man

by Joe_Willy July 31, 2023

Dongo Bongo

The act of slapping ones phallus on their significant others buttcheeks at any point during intercourse to make a sick beat

Last night my boyfriend pulled out during sexy times to play the dongo bongos

by Funkmeister5000 July 15, 2016

bongo boron

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by pastamann January 26, 2021

Bongo Cat

A wholesome cat who plays da' bongo. ( It has a Sub-Reddit too! )

Lobez: Oh my god, look at that cat playing da' bongos!
Pepper: Yes, is named Bongo Cat.

by Lobez uwu November 5, 2019

beefy bongos

when a female tits are very very giant

"look at this new pic from kim k"

"look at her beefy bongos"

by Owner of duckazon March 19, 2023

Jazzy Bongos

A name for breasts.

Show us your jazzy bongos!!!

by drushy July 30, 2011