roast beef curtains

a large beat up, over used pussy, haggard, usually bruised dripping of mayonnaise like substance.

Mikes girlfriend danielle has roast beef curtains, it looks like somebody put an m80 in an oyster!

by Mike Ortel December 15, 2008

ginger beef curtains

The super flappy, dark inner lips of some pussies.

I was eating that chick out last night, and she had some crazy ginger beef curtains. Yum!

by Mostlytoastly January 7, 2011

roast beef curtain

a floppy, open, or gaping vagina

dude how was shelly. man she had a fuckin roast beef curtain....shit was gross

by creag January 1, 2006

Royal Beef Curtain

A sexual act in which one male and one shemale have sexual relations where the male focuses his sexual aggression on the area upon the shemale where the absent beef curtain is believed to exist.

"Wow dude. That shemale was hot last night, but was she hot enough to let you give her the old royal beef curtain????"
"Yeah, I bought her a one way ticket to beef town and hitchhiked all the way there on her shemale skin flute."

by BeefMeister February 23, 2014

roast beef curtains

the outer streached out portion of the vagina-especially after hard vaginal intercourse or gang bang.

I beat up her vag so bad last night she had roast beef curtains.

by wackjack9 March 12, 2009

roast beef curtains

A Afro-American woman's vaginal lips

That girls vagina looks like spoiled roast beef with mayo

by que April 9, 2005

One sided beef curtain

A pussy that has one larger lip that folds over neatly , almost like a trap door

"Mike's ex-wife has a one sided beef curtain!!!"

by rancidcolon August 26, 2011