by tony almeda 2 April 18, 2009
Get the Jack Bauermug. During the show 24 instead of taking a shot every time jack says dammit, everyone I know takes a sip of beer every time they say Jack or Bauer, and 2 drinks for every time they say Jack Bauer
by Saaahker February 5, 2009
Get the Jack Bauer Power Hourmug. A fact in a statement that the speaker seemingly pulled out of their ass. The statement is made in a pompous and overconfident manner. Any fact that your American History teacher tells you other than the ones that can be found in your American History Book.
Is said in an hypermasculine Arnold Schwarzenegger Voice
"B-52 Eddie Bauer"
"The B-52 dropped the atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki."
"They have always had B-52's..."
"Bought a new Eddie Bauer straight cash"
"If you send a rapist to prison you create a superrapist."
"B-52 Eddie Bauer"
"The B-52 dropped the atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki."
"They have always had B-52's..."
"Bought a new Eddie Bauer straight cash"
"If you send a rapist to prison you create a superrapist."
by Average Student March 7, 2008
Get the B-52 Eddie Bauermug. When a coworker is given an incredibly simple task to complete and you are relying on the completion of that task in order to perform your own job, and that coworker completely botches the task.
I am terribly sorry Mr. Client, we should have been able to settle your trade on time, unfortunately your instructions were bauered by Drew before we got them.
by Herry October 22, 2014
Get the Baueredmug. Literally the sexiest man to walk the planet. His genitals drag the floor as he moves. His physique is like no other. He is like a mixture between The Rock and The Michelin Man. I would let him go beast mode on me no homo ;)
by sgraveyy February 3, 2020
Get the Jack Bauermug. Of greater danger than nobody knowing what to do is a broadly held presumption that somebody does.
Source: “‘Idiocracy’ is a disturbingly prescient reflection of our current reality, not because nobody knows anything but because everybody thinks somebody does." ~ Jared Bauer
Source: “‘Idiocracy’ is a disturbingly prescient reflection of our current reality, not because nobody knows anything but because everybody thinks somebody does." ~ Jared Bauer
Bauer's Rule of Idiocracy arises in part from characteristics discussed in Erich Fromm’s “Escape From Freedom,” including a desire to defer to a trusted figure to escape the burden of having to puzzle out matters for which one is ill-equipped, the learning curve is steep, or information is at best incomplete.
by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025
Get the Bauer's Rule of Idiocracymug. I'll be over at Nick and Teri's for "Bauer Hour" tomorrow night!
or "Bauer Hour" rocked the other night!
or "Bauer Hour" rocked the other night!
by MagnetDude March 13, 2010
Get the Bauer Hourmug.