Basketball

1. A team sport in which a maximum of five players may engage at one time in an attempt to outscore another team of five players. This usage is most common among African-Americans.

2. Smoking marijuana. This usage is most common among Caucasian Jews.

1. "Yo Garnett. Should we play those guys at basketball?" "You mean the Toronto Raptors? Fuck that, Rasheed. Those crackers ain't worth our time."
2. "Are they going to play basketball?" "Yeah, Yaakov. That's Dardick 3."

by Jarvis Yates1 March 19, 2010

basketball

The best sport in the universe. It's fast paced, needs skill, can be played alone or with others, and there's a big potential to improve.

Basketball rules - it's an awesome sport that everyone should play.

by Adel7 January 16, 2008

basketball

a sport

"I just played a game of basketball."

by tad hufford,darien connecticut February 13, 2010

Girls Basketball

A girls basketball player is basically a tougher version of a men’s basketball player. In the NBA or any men’s basketball, they will get hit in the face or shoved and then just lay on the court for a while and make it seem like they are dying (they’re super dramatic). BUT if you see a female basketball player get completely shoved off the court or slapped in the face or elbowed, what do they do? they keep playing. because it is a physical sport, and to be a good basketball player, you need to have passion for the game, and with passion, you work your ass off the whole game, until the last buzzer sounds, hurt or not. because women are the toughest.

damn, did you see that girls basketball player, she’s blowing everyone off the court!

by Cookedskillet30 March 3, 2019

basketball shorts boner

Whenever you are wearing basketball shorts with no underwear and people notice you pitching a tent.

Bryton: “Dude, do you have a boner?”
Caden: “I have a basketball shorts boner!”

by Caden and Bryton December 24, 2021

Basketball person

Black man who eats KFC, uses food stamps, and drives a hellcat with a lease for 640 months and obviously plays basketball

I’m better than a basketball person

by KFCRocks420 September 18, 2023

Rusty Basketball

A sexual act in which you spread a person’s ass cheeks, stick your finger in their ass, pick them up, and spin them around your finger like a basketball.

“Dude smell by finger”
*sniff* what the fuck!?!?!”
“Gave my girl a rusty basketball last night bro!”
“Can you please wash your finger??”

by FruitSnaxitave December 14, 2018