Buttery

trite, banal, or mawkishly sentimental.

I told Sydnie a Buttery joke, and she was no pleased. I then went to urban dictionary to find more buttery definitions and make a few of my own.

by cornacopiapotatoeman January 10, 2022

Buttery

Buttery person one that slips on their own tracks so then ignores the person asking a question or also leaving them on read therefore being rather buttery seeing how they did a not so nice thing

Hey brother how are you doing - 14.02

Seen -14.05

Why you ignoring - 14.06

Seen - 14.08

Buttery person slips on their own tracks and "forgets to respond"

by Adamalex123 August 25, 2021

Buttery

Unable to focus, feeling "fuzzy" and "unable to even think".

I'm feeling so buttery right now, it's like I took a bath in butter and I'm trying to climb a mountain, but that mountain is any consistent thought process.

by I'm just a nerd, leave me alon October 14, 2020

Buttery

When something looks/feels squishy, shiny, or oily

When he stood on the doorstep I could almost feel his buttery feet

by Brephilson July 07, 2022

Buttery Hand

The act of ejaculating into your own hand and then continuing to masturbate, using the semen as lube.

Person 1: "how often do you masturbate?"
Person 2: "technically once a day but I do the buttery hand."

by Jsagahw March 22, 2017

Buttery Butthole

When you Pam your dick for anal enjoyment

Bro I didn't have any lube last night; I had to give Brittany a Buttery Butthole.

by DalVlodan January 14, 2018

buttery crumpet

When you slab that butter on the crumpet and it melts all the way through to the plate.

That was such a buttery crumpet I licked the plate afterwards.

by August 18, 2022