bryan 

bryan is a little bitch baby boy . probably uses “🥺👉🏻👈🏻“ and has a pop socket . secretly wants to work at fem boy hooters .

“ man , bryan is such a twink ! did you see his pop socket ?! “

bryan by billcosbyssack August 1, 2020

bryan 

The most wonderful guy in the world, funny,tall, cute, adorable, a really great artist, and would not ask from a better guy.

bryan is my bae.

bryan by hunaacrewoods May 1, 2015

bryan 

Annoying, never gets girls, loves pizza, too serious, needs help

Bryan loves pizza

Bryan never gets girls

bryan by Popcorn532 July 2, 2016

Bryan 

A complete assholish guy who is extremely ugly and typically looks like a smurf. He has a very high pitched voice which is extremely annoying. The typical habits of Bryan are watching porn and jacking off with his 1 cm long dick. Bryan is an asshole.

Bob: Is that Bryan?
Bryan turns
Bob : "Vomits"

Bryan by BABU123 May 8, 2018

Bryan 

Ugly,Non-Athletic,Awkward,Smelly,A Mistake,Brazilian,Broke,Gay, Gets Bad Grades,Is A Dissapointment,Words Can't Describe How Monotonisly Awful He Is.

You are just like Bryan. Definition is in the box above

Bryan by NOWitALL2016 May 16, 2016

Bryan 

Bryan is a bitch and he is the worst most ignorant person you'll ever meet all he will do is fuck you over dont trust bryan he is pure trash

Person 1 : Hey did u talk to bryan ?
Person 2: Yeah why ?
Person 1 : Don't talk to him he's trash

Bryan by savage818 March 6, 2017

Bryan 

Bryan is a name originating in England and Ireland, brought onto them by the Bretan followers of the Normans. It is usually used, however, to refer to someone who is both fat and gay. Keep in mind, that someone must be both fat, and gay to have the honor of being reffered to as Bryan.

Alejandro: Hey look at that fat and gay kid.
Cesar: You mean my good old pal Bryan?
Alejandro: Yeah I assumed his name would be Bryan

Bryan by OgCupcake October 30, 2016