Cathead biscuits

Good Ol' fashioned southern style buiscuits that are really great with with gravey and either sausage or bacon or served with butter and Jelly. (A) They are usually about 4-8 inches around and if baked properly taste better than Kentucky Fried Chickens' (B) They also go very nicely with homemade Cocoa.

Oh Man, Mommy used to make the best bulldog Gravey and Cathead Biscuits to go with our bacon and eggs, Man I miss those days.

by Kennith Curnutt August 11, 2006

Sin Biscuits

Sin biscuits are when a cat makes biscuits (kneads) in an attempt to reproduce or rub one out. This is done with either another animal or an inanimate object like a stuffed toy.

Susan: Look how cute my cat is! He's kneading that toy so intensely!

Mark: Hate to break it to you, Susan, but them's sin biscuits.

by Porthole in the Dark July 4, 2020

arse biscuits

originated from "father ted", often used in conjuction with the phrase bum-flaps

Oh bloody arse biscuits.
serves u right for being such a bum-flap.

by jimbo jones June 18, 2004

butter my biscuits

to cum all over a womans ass after sex

"put that butter on my biscuits"
"o honey butter my biscuits"

by i love the bagina August 8, 2009

Ham and Biscuits

A portly woman's buttocks and genitalia as viewed from behind as she bends over. Local Atlanta vernacular.

"The smell of Porsche's ham and biscuits wafting up throughout the lap dance was enough to make the birthday boy's stomach turn"

by Decatur Local August 15, 2007

Wind biscuits

Chunks of a fart that are not exactly air. They can be soggy or chunky, and often smell like a dead newborn that just crawled out of a dead skunks butthole. Having wind biscuits can commonly result in a change of underwear; but not a change of pants

During the naked bike race, 1st place, jimmy, decided to release some gas. Unfortunately for second Second place (billy) the fart contained poop flakes from Jimmy's unsatisfactory attempt at wiping which sputtered back behind him.
Billy- Jimmy! You butthead! You got your wind biscuits on my chin!

by Itsameamario7 December 29, 2013

Litter Biscuits

Feline fecal-matter that is enveloped in a thick coating of kitty litter.

My dog must have been starving, because he decided to eat my cat's litter biscuits...

by commander_mcbugg April 30, 2014