Samuel Armstrong

a gay lil boy about 3 feet tall trash at fortnite hot asf. Gets bare crusty crabs.

Samuel Armstrong is the hottest guy in our grade
Samuel Armstrong is trash at fortnite
Crusty crabs wants Samuel Armstrongs penis

by Blake Bretton May 20, 2018

Ethan Armstrong

On the outside Ethan looks too high up in the social ranks to talk to. He has lot's of friends, a great family, and straight A's. But once you start talking to him you realize how much of a funny and amazing person he is. There is so much more to him than what meets the eye. And that's saying a lot because Ethan is such a cutie!! He has chocolate brown eyes and a nice bright smile. If you have a personal problem that you want to talk about he will always be there to listen. He likes to go on crazy adventures and is a real adrenaline junky. He really likes That 70's Show and spending time with his gf. Him and his best friend have been together since elementary. When he gets older he wants around two kids and a year round trip to Cabo. Ethan is the cutest most awsomest person in the world!!!!

"dude Ethan Armstrong is too cool"
"I heard Ethan is a jetski god"
"yo thats dope"

by bby u kno who i m March 29, 2020

Hailea armstrong

a weird white girl that dunking doughnuts an not starbucks

Boy 1: damn Hailea Armstrong is always eating dunkin doughnuts

by Terranceawesome March 19, 2020

Kingston Armstrong

a gay little jew boy with a black bowl cut, he has the biggest jewish nose ever seen and weighs 60 pounds. nobody likes him and most people call him a jew or pedophile because he once said waka waka and grabs a girls tits. people love to lock him out of his school building (where he go school.) he is an only child and his mother has a mohawk and thats yucky.

every human being on earth: "Kingston Armstrong is very yucky!"

by yuckyBajiggy52 May 11, 2023

Louis Armstrong

A man who has been arrested due to sitting beside a white woman on the bus under Jim Crow laws and had had guns pulled out on him so he could play jazz for people, yet he still lived to be the most happy and jolly bloke until his death.

RIP Louis Armstrong 1901-1971 😇💙

Despite the hurdles Louis Armstrong has went jumped, he even sang about the wonderful aspects of the world.

See: What a wonderful world

by UltimateDoge August 30, 2021

Pierce Armstrong

The most awesomest human being ever. super smart and hot. Friends with Marcel. Speaks Spanish in a joke kind of way.

Very cool.

Wow! He's so awesome, he's such a Pierce Armstrong!

Let's be crazy and be like Pierce Armstrong

by hotcheetofox01 April 28, 2022

Max Armstrong

Someone who has lots of energy and is super funny, but can also get serious. He has lots of sad boy hours but always keeps his head up. Also is very good at getting us kicked out of Walmart by riding a baby bike 😂

Max Armstrong is a vibe

by The best obviously 🙄 February 10, 2021