Appalachian Train

When several people engage In rough, unusually positioned sexual intercourse with a single human while riding a ski lift, specifically in the Appalachian mountains.

“I was with Jim on the ski lift the other day when I saw a group engaging in the strangest sex orgy I’ve ever seen. We called it the Appalachian Train.”

by Appalachian Train Master March 20, 2024

Appalachian Cum Rag

A short sleeved T-shirt worn upside down like a pair of shorts and used to catch your cumshot after masturbating.

Thank god I had an extra Tyler Childers shirt to use as an Appalachian cum rag last night!

by RandyLover69420 March 15, 2024

Appalachian Cooler

Any white wine mixed with Diet Mountain Dew and served in a plastic glass.

Those ladies down at the pool drinking Appalachian Coolers are so classy!

by Crabby Abbey May 3, 2014

Appalachian quilt orgy

When a group of people cram together on a trampoline under quilts and watch the stars.

Hey, y'all gonna make it to the Appalachian quilt orgy?

by Prayergroup September 19, 2017

appalachian pony bath

When you run through a field naked with a pony chasing after you trying to lick you clean

After eating those mushrooms, I couldn't resist the urge to take an Appalachian pony bath.

by Fearless Bastard March 17, 2014

Appalachian

Appalachian - white people ( hillbillies ) that live in from the western Catskill Mountains of New York to northern Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi . West Virginia ... pretty much people that live in shacks or log cabins in the mountains,
they live off the land & live a rustic lifestyle .... most likely people you see with a confederate flag, Santa Claus like beards, denim overalls, flannel shirts, bare feet or work boots, drive a pick-up truck.... most were likely farmers or coal miners....

they can be mis taken for Southerns or their distant cousins from the Ozarks, the Ozarks covers most of the southern half of Missouri & northwestern & north central Arkansas, as well as much smaller portions of northeastern Oklahoma & southeastern Kansas.

they might not take too kindly to outsiders !

also note all 3 of them the Appalachian , Ozark ! southerners are known to carry firearms

be it for hunting or self-defense!

if you are Irish ,Scottish , Scotch-Irish aka ulster Scot, English and live in the USA

there is a 60 % chance you might come from Appalachian people !

mountain people

by Blu_leef January 13, 2025

Appalachian tailgate smasher

The act of having vigorous sex on the open tailgate of a truck until the tailgate breaks and falls off.

We was giving each other an Appalachian tailgate smasher on the Ford and the tailgate done fell clean off after five minutes!

by Charli XXX November 15, 2015