Anus Pirate

Gay men who like it up the butt. Typically very very homosexual.

Stacy: Whoah! look at how tight his jeans are!
Jenny: Oh, he must be an anus pirate!

by Mama-papa-baby June 5, 2009

toasty anus

That feeling when you have explosive burning diarrhea that lingers long after said explosive diarrhea has vacated your bowels.

I had terrible diarrhea earlier, that left me with a toasty anus.

by itsurbandictionarywhocares April 22, 2015

silly anus

when you tickle your anus hair and it feels wonderful

oh billy you silly anus

by mrtinkles4 January 25, 2019

missile anus

A hilarious mispronunciation of "miscellaneous".

The amusement park was filled with its usual assortment of tourists, performers, and missile anus weirdos.

by vince_k May 19, 2016

Anus Break

1. To take a break from what one is doing and go to the restroom.
2. To achieve a "BM" and revel in it.
3. Particularly refreshing and satisfying bowel movement.

I ate way too much crab meat, I need to go sit on the toilet and take an anus break. Ahhhh.

by Flash Portrait November 16, 2006

Anus Volcanus

When your anus burns from an excruciatingly painful turd.

Oh man, I ate so much taco bell last night that I had an anus volcanus for three hours after the poop deposit.

by poobicus August 21, 2010

Devil's anus

noun. the final few tokes of a marijuana cigarette, when the smoke is inhaled at temperatures comparable to a summer's day in Hades.

"care for a honk on the devil's anus?"
*cough* "damn! that's some spicy butt hole!"
"no doubt."

by DanteLoverForever666 October 1, 2012