An aged, derelict, no-shuttle, far from airport, unclean, 1-star hotel begrudgingly provided stranded passengers. Passengers hover in this space as if halfway between a prison/homeless shelter with drug deals and other shady activity and the world the passenger knew before flying the friendly skies.
I sat on the tarmac in Chicago for two hours only to end up in in an American Airlines Halfway House
by HeloPilot July 16, 2021
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An aged, derelict, no-shuttle, far from airport, unclean, 1-star hotel begrudgingly provided stranded passengers. Passengers hover in this space as if halfway between a prison/homeless shelter with drug deals and other shady activity and the world the passenger knew before flying the friendly skies.
I sat on the tarmac waiting to go home, and ended up in an American Airlines Halfway House.
by HeloPilot July 16, 2021
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N: A good ROBLOX group, very good. Ryanair TM cannot compare.
I went to a Turk Hava Yollari | Turkish Airlines flight and it was better than Ryanair TM! When do applications open?
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United Airlines

United Breaks Guitars. Song by Dave Carroll
Thus, United Airlines suck
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conservative airline

Any airline during the COVID pandemic who's main customers are Republicans and their supporters, who disapprove of the FAA mask mandate. The airline would in theory allow its passengers to not wear masks and flaunt the FAA mandates. The fleet of the airline would consist of aircrafts built around the time that Trump considered America was great (80s). Basically the fleet would be consisting of old, jet fuel guzzling Boeing 707's, 727's, and 747-100's.

On a real note... there actually were news reports of conservatives wanting to create their own airlines that would flaunt the mask mandates. But eventually these plans all ended failure for one reason or another, and not a single such airline was created.
1: Do you think there will ever be a conservative airline?

2: Nah, the FAA would probably ground any airline they found out was flaunting the mask mandates, and probably revoke the airline's licence to fly.
by MST3K I like April 12, 2022
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Provincial Airlines

Newfoundland Airline giving best service in canada...at cheaper rates than Air Canada. Still serve meals and drinks..with a smile. Flight Attendant hottness factor of 85%- Pilot Hottness factor unknown. Believed to be aroun 70 - 80%
Provincial Airlines, we take our smiles seriously....And we take care of U!
by paldriver September 18, 2008
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Amish Airlines

Travel by train in America on slow clunky regular routes instead of flying.
Grandma is so afraid of heights and ain't in no hurry - she gonna take Amish Airlines to Portland.
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