An aged, derelict, no-shuttle, far from airport, unclean, 1-star hotel begrudgingly provided stranded passengers. Passengers hover in this space as if halfway between a prison/homeless shelter with drug deals and other shady activity and the world the passenger knew before flying the friendly skies.
I sat on the tarmac in Chicago for two hours only to end up in in an American Airlines Halfway House
by HeloPilot July 16, 2021
An aged, derelict, no-shuttle, far from airport, unclean, 1-star hotel begrudgingly provided stranded passengers. Passengers hover in this space as if halfway between a prison/homeless shelter with drug deals and other shady activity and the world the passenger knew before flying the friendly skies.
by HeloPilot July 16, 2021
I went to a Turk Hava Yollari | Turkish Airlines flight and it was better than Ryanair TM! When do applications open?
by MelSabharwal January 14, 2021
by wfukradio November 19, 2023
Them: Why are you so quiet?
Answer: These people give me weird vibes, so I'm just airlining, trying to fly through this turbulence.
Answer: These people give me weird vibes, so I'm just airlining, trying to fly through this turbulence.
by TooMuchPooForYou December 27, 2020
Frontier Airlines is an American low-cost carrier headquartered in Denver, Colorado. Founded in 1994, it operates scheduled flights to numerous destinations in the United States and some international locations. The airline is known for its budget-friendly fares, which often come with additional fees for services like checked baggage, seat selection, and in-flight refreshments. Frontier emphasizes a no-frills travel experience, catering primarily to price-sensitive travelers. And it’s uses a fleet of A320s and A321s and most of its airplanes have liverys of animals
It was a hectic afternoon at LaGuardia Airport. Travelers buzzed around the terminal, some rushing to their gates while others anxiously checked their flight statuses. I settled into my seat, trying to distract myself from the chaos, when a commotion near the window drew my attention.
Through the glass, I spotted a Frontier Airlines A321neo taxiing toward the gate. The plane sported an eye-catching livery with the words “Roxi the Prostitute” emblazoned at the front of the fuselage around the cockpit area on both sides with a whore on the tail of the airplane .
Gasps and laughter rippled through the crowd. Families paused mid-conversation, business travelers abandoned their phones, and even the harried gate agents couldn’t help but chuckle. People began pulling out their phones to snap photos, while a few adventurous souls moved closer to the window for a better view.
Curiosity peaked when the boarding announcement came. People rushed to line up, eager to board the unconventional aircraft. The flight attendants, sporting uniforms that matched the vibrant theme, welcomed each passenger with a smile and a wink, embracing the absurdity of the situation.
In the end, that day at LaGuardia became a memorable adventure, with Roxi the Prostitute turning a mundane wait into a moment of joy and laughter. As it departs, I couldn’t help but think that sometimes, unexpected surprises make the journey all the more enjoyable.
Through the glass, I spotted a Frontier Airlines A321neo taxiing toward the gate. The plane sported an eye-catching livery with the words “Roxi the Prostitute” emblazoned at the front of the fuselage around the cockpit area on both sides with a whore on the tail of the airplane .
Gasps and laughter rippled through the crowd. Families paused mid-conversation, business travelers abandoned their phones, and even the harried gate agents couldn’t help but chuckle. People began pulling out their phones to snap photos, while a few adventurous souls moved closer to the window for a better view.
Curiosity peaked when the boarding announcement came. People rushed to line up, eager to board the unconventional aircraft. The flight attendants, sporting uniforms that matched the vibrant theme, welcomed each passenger with a smile and a wink, embracing the absurdity of the situation.
In the end, that day at LaGuardia became a memorable adventure, with Roxi the Prostitute turning a mundane wait into a moment of joy and laughter. As it departs, I couldn’t help but think that sometimes, unexpected surprises make the journey all the more enjoyable.
by EMD F59PHI October 14, 2024
Good example of an "Airline Bob": "You sound so british, you hoe" - said Nick (in an extremely gay voice).
by Swedish awesome Forrester April 07, 2011