girls that eat almonds

Girls that eat almonds are simply girls that like to eat almonds. Nothing sexual at all. The girls simply enjoy to eat almonds. The almonds are not nutts.
Can you join our reading club, it's called "girls that eat almonds".
by Kwivering Kwaker January 23, 2021
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almond joy shawty

those light skinned black girls that have the desired traits of a white girl.. its chocolate on the outside and white coconut on the inside
yo robert, Nicki Minaj is a def almond joy shawty!!!
by hawafrican man October 25, 2009
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Albuquerque Almond Joy

When you blow chunks on your partners face and then you ejaculate in her/his mouth giving it the chunky consistency of almonds and the creamyness of coconut. And then they in turn shit the bed for the chocolate surprise.
I was totally railing this chick and I gave her the biggest Albuquerque Almond Joy I have ever seen.
by Honkey Tonk Bizmark January 10, 2010
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wild almond

The hippies should all go out and pick some nice "organic" almonds out in the forest. They should eat several dozen of them.
In case you don't get it, almonds that aren't domesticated contain cyanide.
by Elitist January 18, 2004
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almond eyes

What you call someone who squints a lot. Named for the shape of the eyes whilst doing said action.
Person #1: "That guy always looks at us weird."
Person #2: "He's just an almond eyes, dude."
by Mr Gigglezz July 5, 2012
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Almond Joy Boy

a derogatory statement towards homosexuals. Technically, it's when a guy cums in the ass of another guy when there is fecal matter within the rectum. The outcome resembles an Almond Joy candy bar.
With the way that Jeff was bent over you would know for sure he was an Almond Joy Boy.
also:
Jeff always makes sure to bring extra toilet paper because of his tendency to be an Almond Joy Boy.
by rawrgrawrvicky January 14, 2009
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Someone who is bipolar. Originates from the famous ad campaign for the candy bar where the slogan was "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you dont...."
Personally, Susan looks like she is suffering from the Almond Joy-Mounds syndrome
by Luis H. November 19, 2004
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