Classive Aggressive

Delicate/soft classical music played at a high volume.

While prepping for the wedding reception the DJ cranked Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata, and everyone was confused.

Waiter 1: What is he doing?

Waiter 2: What?

Waiter 1: The music! It seems pretty classive aggressive!

Waiter 2: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Watier 1: Nevermind...

by bozzmcman November 15, 2011

aggressive kisser

A person who is known for their violent and forceful abilities while kissing.

Guy 1: "That girl Paula is such an aggressive kisser. She shoved her tongue into my throat"

Guy 2: "Thats hot"

Guy 3: "Ew"

by PAULAREVEALER April 7, 2016

Valpak aggression

A passive aggressive gesture after receiving a Valpak in the mail, the aggressor deliver coupons that are relevant to a situation in which a roommate/family member/girlfriend has caused damage to property; a situation that is funny that pertains to an inside joke.

"Ever since I spilled salsa on Sally she won't stop giving me coupons for dry cleaning. I CAN'T STAND ALL THIS VALPAK AGGRESSION!"

by DAT BOI JEFF October 12, 2016

Playfully aggressive

When a woman becomes unreasonably spiteful and insults you on a daily basis out of nowhere.

M: "Have you gone mad? Why have you started to treat me like shit?"
W: " I have not, it's called being playfully aggressive"

by Komandyyr June 18, 2023

Aggressively Honest

You know the type of person when you see them. An Aggressively Honest person is a type of person who is overly honest to a point where your feelings don't always concern them.

Hannah is an aggressively honest person because she chooses to express her thoughts regardless of their effects.

by BotKendrick December 30, 2020

aggressive setter

A volleyball player who plays in the setting position at the net. They dump and slam a lot more than required. Highly aggressive, makes risky plays, and is sometimes (most of the time) a monke.

"Atsumu_Akero is the most aggressive setter I ever seen"

by Aquasseilia February 10, 2021

Aggressive-Quantifying

When an angry person perceives repeated events occurring (real or not), and complains aggressively about it. Can be used in vague units "multiple times, many times," or in specific numerical units. Pissed-off people often use the verbal attack when they don't get what they want, (or get what they don't want). It can also be used out of desperation to try to belittle or undermine their victim's intelligence.

POP = Pissed-off person

Scenario A:
POP: I have ASKED you nicely three times already to go take this document to the main office, IDIOT!!!!
Victim: If you pull any of this aggressive-quantifying crap on me, you can forget about having me do it. Besides, you look fit enough to do it yourself.

Scenario B:

Victim: So was this what you meant by this?
POP: ***angry sigh*** YES. I SAID that FIVE MINUTES ago.
Victim: What, so you're now a stopwatch, Miss Aggressive-Quantifier? Are you saying I'm stupid for asking a request?

Scenario C:

POP: Oh my GAWD, you had SEVEN freaking chances to say hi to him. He won't know you if you don't talk to him.
Victim: I would, but your aggressive-quantifying is doing nothing to help me.

Scenario D:
Victim: You mind giving me that list?
POP: I gave you the list multiple times, moron!
Victim: I was just asking kindly. You don't need to aggressively-quantify any trivial things!

Scenario E:
Victim: **Paints picture with grace**
POP:***Yanks art tools from painter, then ruins it.*** There. It shouldn't take you more than FIFTEEN MINUTES to finish this painting.
Victim: What the hell is wrong with you? You ruined my artwork, aggressive-quantifier!!

by Playrr May 10, 2020