by seckymanwalterwhite October 27, 2020
Get the Prestonmug. Preston is what you call a annoying fat cunt who flexes fake virtual money. Carries around phone cases for every period and supposedly has 2 iPhone. Preston is a mommas boy and is a girl who goes by the name of princess presty poo. He’s a Oompa Loompa who failed clown collage and is a whole circus... I could go on longer but I will smash my phone adding more about this retard
Hey have you seen Preston? Yea I was about to hit him but I couldn’t because there is no man left to hit
by The Big Nigga Clown November 5, 2019
Get the Prestonmug. 
Annoying sometimes funny ,brownhair,blue eyes little chubby,tall, a good friend if you don't mind annoying people maybe gay.
by The #1T March 13, 2018
Get the Prestonmug. by The SUCC DUCK March 12, 2019
Get the Prestonmug. A bizzare place in lancashire england. people who look through t he wrong eyes see a shit hole. nobody famous ever goes apart from ken loach, and luibana himid, and like... all the bands that play at 53 degrees, where that guy got stabbed. Also "Joy Division" played recorded their last album here live and the lead singer took his own life 3 months later. Due to cases like this preston is often called "deppreston". there is an abundance of chavs, but a true prestoner knows how to not get stabbed. Preston seems to be completely free from revolution. Nothing ever changes here and those who are poor always will be unless they escape... and those who are rich dont live here.. It is like a black abyss which sucks people in.. its always a lot easier to drive into preston than it is to get out. The pros are newman college, greatest college ever and spending years finding people like you who are trapped just as you are and making friends.
dude 1: Let's go to preston!
dude 2: wtf dude! turn around! well never escape
guy 1: excuse me im looking for an already-severed human foot. can you help me?
guy 2: yeah mate, preston is that way. be careful though.
guy1: thankyou kind sir.
dude 2: wtf dude! turn around! well never escape
guy 1: excuse me im looking for an already-severed human foot. can you help me?
guy 2: yeah mate, preston is that way. be careful though.
guy1: thankyou kind sir.
by Dom Moon May 24, 2007
Get the prestonmug. Preston's so emo that he would like to hold on a sec emo kids don't like to do anything but mope around and plan for suicide. thats me
by pmn9393 November 6, 2008
Get the Prestonmug.